**Sometimes…
I’m engaged! **
But only sometimes.
** Know any good April Fools’ Day office pranks?
What can I do with 1000 unused insulin needles?**
:eek:
**Sometimes…
The cat likes Vegemite **
Other times he doesn’t.
**If I were in a zombie apocolypse like Walking Dead…
I’d like to start a blog…where to begin? **
Well, you’ll need a generator and a good supply of fuel for it to keep your PC and modem or router up and running. And an ISP with really good customer service.
**I need a sure-fire waker-upper!
What was I being offered for $600 at a Houston strip club? **
**I’m Looking for a Taco Bell Cannon for a Wedding
Things that scare me, by Cooper the Portuguese Water Dog **
It scares me too, Cooper.
**What I learned on The Straight Dope…
Demon possession? In 2014? Seriously?
Any April Fool’s pranks get you? **
**What would you do if you had to live in 1950s America?
I’d like to start a blog…where to begin? **
Well, first you’d have to invent the Internet…
If I were in a zombie apocolypse like Walking Dead…
Doesn’t Passive Voice Have A Place?
Did you learn a foreign language from a non-native speaker?
God help you, you fucking racist shitbag.
Speaking of overreactions…
**How did you find the SDMB?
wiretapping and interception **
** Had an affair. Now what?
What would a post-apocalyptic shelter need for very long term life support? **
I gather she didn’t take the news well.
**If You’ve Done Time in Prison, I Have a Question
What Was Your First Real Job? **
“I boosted stuff from stores when I was a kid, a few Theft From Autos, and one Grand Theft Auto (but that was just a joyride). But my first real job was the First National Bank in Springfield.”
** Menfolk: If somebody physically assaults your wife…
Rewatching TV
**
Home security cameras + assault = hours of great re-runs.
** Why is pus leaking from my eyes?
Just got prescribed Adderall **
What a quack! Clearly he should have done a hysterectomy. :mad:
Does this board trend older?
Happy birthday to me—this is the big one: seven-zero
ETA: Simple answers to simple questions.
**Demon possession? In 2014? Seriously?
What is the THING in this pond?
**
AAhhhhh! It’s Pazuzu!
Could a vegetarian eat himself?
Why don’t we have something like this in America’s schools?
It’ll do wonders for attendance.
**Kevin Trudeau is Going to Prison
Rich people don’t go to prison **
What’s the manliest weapon?
I’m Looking for a Taco Bell Cannon for a Wedding
That would be pretty manly…