** Why do Cats Like to Bite and Play with Plastic?
OH! MIGHTY CECIL! " Plastic Swords"**
So that’s what happened to the dog…
**You’re petting your dog and they always start licking their privates. pet ownership
Correlation is not causation! **
Right. Who’s to say they wouldn’t have licked their privates anyway? Seems to me it’s what they mostly do. It doesn’t mean they like you in *that *way.
(Of course, if they start licking *your *privates…)
You’ve convinced me…but PETA’s on the phone to the sheriff’s office. :eek:
** Having Babies on the Taxpayer Dime: What, if anything, to do?
Just say Gurkha**
That’s what I say whenever an unpleasant subject comes up. “Want the Manhattan clam chowder?” “Gurkha!” “Would you like to see another photo of Vladimir Putin without a shirt?” “Gurkha!!”
**What is the greatest sentence you have read or heard ?
Wanna see my abscess? **
Well, duh! 
** Lewis and Clark College, Portland OR: Anyone here have personal experience?
Ask the guy who applied to grad school
**
What is this common misunderstanding called?
Why’s everyone hate Gwyneth Paltrow?
Paltrowphobia. Common affliction among frequent moviegoers.
LGBT Terminology Question: A “Trans Man” Is:
Milk degrading when exposed to light
Trans FATS! amirite?
**I’ve Been Offered a Job I Don’t Want; Advice?
Nuclear attack question
Know any good April Fools’ Day office pranks? **
In NYT story author got inspiration for story from the Straight Dope & book is now to be a movie!
Help me find this porn movie please
:eek:
Why is Spain offering citizenships?
Some things aren’t forgivable.
Never forget (but do expect) the Spanish Inquisition. It’s what you oughtn’t to do but you do anyway.
What will it be like in the year 2050?
Kate Bush: London dates announced!
Expecting her to have a long career, I see.
"Ratzilla" caught in Stockholm family home – giant 16" rat
Say my name, dammit
“Ratzilla! Ratzilla! Ratzilla!”
“Better. Now bring garbage.”
Basic Mechanics Question and Some Mythbusters
Can you get sick from your own poop or just other peoples?
I just can’t see them doing this one on “Mythbusters”.
How do you like your monsters?
Sincronizadas
Ham is traditional, but…
** What does the bisexual community want us to know?
The Earned Income Tax Credit (EITC) has a hidden and dangerously perverse element to it**
:eek:
**Help me find this porn movie please
LOTR: Witch King vs. Gandalf, the death match **
So many jokes…
**Ask the Transsexual Woman
Another Facebook Bitch **
No offense, Una.
Interesting worldwide map re where same sex marriage is allowed & not allowed
I’m engaged!
So, are we going to have to change the maps, or not?
**When Charles is crowned king of Great Britain…
Could humans nuke themselves into extinction? **
A bit of an overreaction, don’t you think?
**They really can’t go home again
Ruthless killers living in my backyard. **
Um… tell them to get a hotel room?