**newly sober ramblings
Let’s predict the past! **
You made more sense when you were drunk.
Male orgasm without physical stimulation - possible TMI
I’m in the mood to look at really beautiful people.
That might do it, depending on what you mean by “really beautiful” 
** Airline drinking water-is this true?
What’s up with bush meat?**
That’s what you get for flying first class on Ebola Airlines.
**When my generation were young
Five year old’s logic **
We had our own way of looking at things…
** U.S. Civil War question
New Jersey Bans Direct Sales of Cars (Tesla)**
Deprived of a Tesla fleet, Pickett runs out of gas halfway through his charge, and his brigade is wiped out by Navy Seals with close support from F-16s. The Union wins. 
In Comments:
usual internal contradiction with French bashing
droit du seigneur
disease du jour
Mon dieu!
It’s been two months - time for another Colonoscopy Thread
Say my name, dammit!
Who’s your [del]daddy[/del]doctor?
**Illness during spaceflight
Alzheimer’s 100% Fatal **
“Now, let’s see here…Which of these buttons am I supposed to push?”
**Rule 34: Cows
We told her this would happen–Wife in hospital **
Rule 34: don’t mess with cows.
**What tv show that’s off the air do you miss the most?
The Worst Movie Critic in America **
“I forget if I liked it or not.” So I give it a big sideways thumb.
** What To Eat To Generate Most Gas
Do Permanent Records matter? **
Of course! You want a record of that monster fart preserved for posterity.
**Russia has invaded Ukraine. How will the West respond?
Suicide by Cop**
A bit extreme, but in character.
**Is there a way to live without working?
Photographing strangers out in public **
** Recommend the very coolest apps, please
How soon does Dulcolax work? Requesting TMI pre-colonoscopy.**
I hear the Dulcolax Poop Your Brains Out app is a big hit, but it’s strictly prohibited on overseas flights.
**Freaking out from good changes in my life
Male orgasm without physical stimulation - possible TMI **
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Freaking out from good changes in my life
Incomplete joke needs a punchline
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Along with . . .
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Incomplete joke needs a punchline
Student challenges tigers to a fight…**
**LGBT Terminology Question: A “Trans Man” Is:
Ready to throw PC out window **
**New York City travel
Best way to travel between DC and NY city **
** Male orgasm without physical stimulation - possible TMI
When my generation were young**
“Yep, when we was young we didn’t need no porn or massage parlors. Anything would set us off - long bus rides, foot-long hot dogs, Excedrin commercials, you name it.”
What’s the biggest thing humanity should be worrying about?
Kate Bush: London dates announced!
I mean, she’s not to everyone’s taste, but …
Freaking out from good changes in my life
Stupid liberal idea of the day
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