The Unused Username Repository.
My Friend Wants a New Name.
Well then, let’s just hop on over to the repository and get your friend one!
**Malaysian Airliner Search. Who’s Paying For It?
State Fiscal Condition: Ranking the 50 States **
Once we gets these states ranked up, we’ll know who’s paying for it!
The Unused User Name Repository
Foster Dad John Kitten Cam
Be quick, that one will be snapped up in no time.
** Poll: Do you think 16 is an acceptable age to have a girlfriend?
Poll: How many sex partners is too many?**
In some states, having a 16-year-old girlfriend will get you a virtually unlimited pool of sex partners. 
How does sampling in music work?
THIS song sound just like THAT song.
Pretty much sums it up.
Kevin Trudeau is Going to Prison
Fred Phelps is dying.
And if Vladimir Putin spontaneously combusts, it’ll be the Good News Trifecta.
** Crisis hot lines
Doesn’t Passive Voice Have A Place? **
“Like, whatever, dude” is not an optimal response on a crisis hot line.
**10 years sober
Phrases you don’t really want associated with your name… **
I would have gone if “If OJ gets murdered in prison…”
**Liberal Tolerance Strikes Again
Woman who allegedly smoked crack and had stillborn baby to be tried for murder
Can We Have Another Rant About Zero Tolerance Policies?
The Rants Came Marching One By One (March minirants)
**
Liberal, zero, it’s all ranting and raving
**Playboy model gets hit in the ass by golfer.
Wanna see my abscess? (TMI, obvi) **
Must’ve been a nasty hit.
** When should a clock start striking?
Let’s talk squawk!**
“BRAWWWK! IT’S TWELVE O’CLOCK!”
Mysteriously, the parrot clock fails to generate much retail impact.
**Spiking up the front of my hair without gel.
Wanna see my abscess? (TMI, obvi) **
**How did you propose?
where should we go on vacation? **
Like this: “Hey, whereya wanna go on vacation?”
** Just how screwed is Malaysia Airlines now?
Recommend a pedometer app, please.**
I hear that walking from Kuala Lumpur to Beijing is lots safer.
Spiking up the front of my hair without gel.
Crisis hot lines
I tried calling 911, but they refused to agree that it was an emergency.
Downsides to flexible scheduling/telecommuting
Is my eyeball going to fall out?
That is one of the downsides.
**Kevin Trudeau is Going to Prison
Help with a sentence
**
Something tells me he’ll need all the help he can get.
** How long did Roman gladiators live for?
The Job Situation in Academe?**
They don’t live very long either (you should see the back-stabbing in committee meetings).
**Advice on the best way to crush my autistic child’s dreams.
Funding for private school for autism **
Is pornography ever protected by the Commerce Clause?
Throwing Old Computer Away Harddrive Questions
If you’re pondering selling it on eBay, the simplest thing is probably just to reformat it first.