** What’s a good place to hide some gold coins?
Mt. Rushmore or your state…with a beard of evil!**
I’m guessing Mt. Rushmore (hardly anyone peeks inside Lincoln’s left nostril). I just wouldn’t trust an evil bearded person with your gold stash.
Would this kind of religious persecution be allowed in college?
Stupid Republican idea of the day
Presented without comment
**Auditory Hallucinations
I just had my first job interview in 11 years **
Too bad it wasn’t real. 
What if Elvis played Woodstock?
Peanuts 3D Movie
How much HTML do you know?
Do the stripprs let you touch their breasts?
'Cause that’s the *real *perk of being a web design guru.
** Ask the Transsexual Woman
Gross revelations (TMI)**
** Wanna see my abscess? (TMI, obvi)
It is Father’s Day**
I was hoping for a nice tie.
**Another day, another woman teacher arrested for having sexual intercourse and maybe oral sex too…
Does this kind of thing really happen? (Divorce question) **
I’m afraid so, and yes, you’d better divorce her.
World economy
Ezra: Why Don’t the Numbers Add Up?
Ezra won’t tell you. He’s one of the ones fudging the numbers!
** Wanna see my abscess? (TMI, obvi)
Ask the Airline Pilot who just switched from Passengers to Cargo**
** Poll: Would you picket Fred Phelps’ funeral?
Things you would do if you were impervious to injury. **
My superhero self would have more exciting things to do.
A bit of morbid humor…
My Dad Died.
Fred Phelps is dead.
** Let’s predict the past!
I just had my first job interview in 11 years **
Looking back, I predict a long period of unemployment.
Malaysian Airliner Search. Who’s Paying For It?
My mom & stuff.
“Who’s paying for this airliner search?”
“Your mom”
What do you expect to find on an Everything Bagel?
Your Favorite Root Beer
Also, a bag of money. And Elvis. I said “everything”, dammit!
**Is it just me or not that many young adults watch TV anymore?
How many sex partners is too many? **
For me, when I no longer have time for my weekly fix of The Simpsons, that’s where I draw the line.
Yikes, sorry about the triple post, but:
Phrases you don’t really want associated with your name…
Fred Phelps is dead.
(Comments on Cecil’s…)
Usual internal contradiction with French bashing
Disease du jour
Phrases you don’t really want associated with your name…
Women has face transplant after Chimpanzee attack
Fred Phelps is dead.
There’s Rioting in Our Streets, Part 3
Loud music, dancing and the odd firework do not a “riot” make.