Sequential Threads Induce Global Warming

**Activities for kids at an “Open Barn” event
Are you offended/creeped out when people get turned on? **

** You get to change one personal decision
Being homeless in New Jersey**

Yeah, I’d definitely rethink that one.

Toronto’s alleged crack smoking mayor. Why is he still in office?
Things you kinda want to know that you don’t really want to know

Yeah, that kind of sums it up around here…

**Where would you be homeless?

Being homeless in New Jersey

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Asked and (ungrammatically) answered.
Although, having grown up in NJ, I wouldn’t recommend it.

Problem Child Behavior
Sexting laws and child pornography laws need to be separated.

**Travelers’ Checques
Jailed for debt in the Philippines?
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You should have known better than to rely on “Travelers’ Checques”…

**If Kim Jong Un throws a temper tantrum…
Is The Gay Marriage Debate Over? **

Hey, when the Dear Leader says the debate is over, it’s over, capiche?

B]Ca seal lion pups comming ashore

Being homeless in New Jersey

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[Bugs Bunny] What th-----?

This don’t look like Pismo Beach!

I musta took a wrong toin at Albu-quoy-quee

Hoboken!? I’m Dy-yyy-in’!

[/Bugs Bunny]

You’ve got a billion dollars to use to improve life in your city. How do you spend it?
Just How Much Would It Take to Alter the Timeline?

Things are so bad you have to start over? A billion might find you a mad scientist who could build a time machine, but I wouldn’t bet on it.

Chip & Pin pre-paid card for travel to Italy
I may have been ripped off

**What’s so great about American citizenship?
I may have been ripped off **

If all the white women in the world disappeared and only white men were left…?
Doctors implant lab-grown vagina

Problem solved.

How do you clean up dog poop at the end of the winter?
Can you chew with 3 missing molars

Yes, but eww.

Little Things That Brighten Your Day
More Blatant Oppression of Christians

I love me some of that.

**The Straight Dope Ongoing Self-Improvement Thread
Doctors implant lab-grown vagina **

Satanic Monument for Oklahoma State Capitol
More Blatant Oppression of Christians
Ever witnessed an unusual electrical phenomenon? Do tell.

“…and when they unveiled the statue, the sky began to rumble and our hair stood on end and people started to get shocks off all sorts of things, and then we saw it, above the trees and coming our way… thirty storeys of marshmallow, just like in the movie… how were we supposed to know it was on our side?”

Being honest but misleading…
I may have been ripped off

That’s how they get you.

Old person smell - its real
Things you kinda want to know that you don’t really want to know

"I’m worth more dead than alive."
Another thread about Cliven Bundy.

** writing erotica for money - how to get started?
SDMB weekly Bible Study (SDMBWBS)-Week 34 Genesis 49 & 50**

I’d wait for Week 35 when they’re doing the Song of Songs.