1914 - what kind of war were they expecting?
Help! My butt hurts!
The Allies expected the Tsar and Kaiser to take turns spanking each other until one of them surrendered. Unfortunately the generals insisted on conventional warfare. :smack:
Were the Middle Ages in Europe really miserable for the average person?
Help! My butt hurts!
It’s all documented in The Calamitous 14th Century - A Real Pain In The Butt by Barbara Tuchman.
Male Dopers only: Questions about masturbation (ahem)
How many hands do you have?
Never enough.
**School Rent a Cop dumps CP kid out of wheelchair and kicks him.
How can even well-intentioned people be so thoughtless? **
“Hey, I believe in Tough Love–I mean, has the kid tried to walk lately?”
Ingrown toenails
**What is the most disgusting thing you have ever tasted? **
“In some cultures, those are considered a delicacy.”
What’s it like to see an ex-spouse?
Predict how you will die
‘Remember when I said if I ever saw you again, I’d kill you?’
**We’ve all had moments of overwhelming craving for a concentrated densely packed blast of…
Nuts Packed in Honey **
Mmmmm…Honey Nuts
** Movie contrivances that annoy.
Colbert’s pixelated fingers**
Sounds like a horror flick
Daughter traveling to Italy this summer, do’s, dont’s, and general advice needed
Why is murder considered less serious than rape?
Jeez, didn’t you people learn *anything *from the Amanda Knox incident?
**Almost asleep…Loud sound causes flash of light
D-Day or H-Bomb? **
**Hong Kong Police Free Man’s Penis from Park Bench
Oh, Sir! Let me introduce you to a nice knothole… **
Predictions for A Song of Ice and Fire
Nuts Packed in Honey
*(This is actually not all that unlikely.)*
What’s it Like to See an ex-Spouse?
Escorted off A Plane
**What movies have you found to be the most “gripping”?
X-Men: Days of Future Past (spoilers included) **
The spoilers explain why I find it gripping.
** Predict how you will die
Do you drink tap water?**
:eek:
Escorted off a flight …
Why is murder considered less serious than rape?
Well, I don’t think you should do either one on a commercial airline flight.
Stupid Gun news of the day…
Gun nuts threaten gun store owner for selling gun they don’t like
**In a hospital, how are dead bodies moved from the room to the morgue?
Why were futurists so wrong about life today? **
I know, right? By now, we should be using hover-gurneys!
**Predict how you will die
I got hit by FBI Moneypack Virus. Now what? **
I don’t know what that is, but yeah, it sounds serious.
What happens to student loan debts for people who leave the country?
Why is my dogs anus swollen?
They couldn’t track you down, so they had to settle for your dog.
What happens if you take a bath when you have athletes foot
Submarines
“Desenex torpedoes armed and ready, sir!” “FIRE!!!”
In ATMB:
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Actually, the first one alone is a funny one.
Why is my dogs anus swollen?
The best way for Superman to move oversize cargo?
There’s got to be a better way.