Ever move for a partner? How’d it turn out?
Tools as a housewarming gift
Sounds like it turned out alright.
Is the average time for sex really this short?
Hong Kong Police Free Man’s Penis from Park Bench
Tools as a housewarming gift
Stupid Republican idea of the day
Yes, that does smack of Joe the Plumber.
Is the average time for sex really this short?
Ladies: an alcohol related sex question.
They’re too drunk to remember.
Tell Me About Your Sleep Study (for sleep apnea)
What does “being bored” actually FEEL like?
…and another.
Oh, Sir! Let me introduce you to a nice knothole…
Hong Kong Police Free Man’s Penis from Park Bench
Is it wrong to screw with people on Craigslist/similar?
Well, if it will keep you from screwing with park benches…
is there any differences in meaning between the two following sentences:
Sequential Threads Induce Global Warming
King Juan Carlos of Spain is abdicating
Yes. In fact, there are next to no similarities in meaning. :smack:
** New kitties need names
I need a camel**
How about a kitty named Camel?
**Newly single and going on multiple dates – proper etiquette?
Asking out a workmate: should I do it? **
** So it seems creepypasta has hit the big time…
Go to first new post One of the creepiest and most beautiful videos you will ever see or hear: Ode to Billie Joe **
The SDMB is really getting creepy.
Two June Mornings with Jack Crawford
Well, he left me
You’ll always have those two mornings…
Separated by two:
** What is the anatomical word for the crease where the butt cheek turns into the back of the leg?
Help! My Butt Hurts!
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Is it your Gluteal Sulcus?
** Welcome to 50 - here’s your colonoscopy kit
Baron Poopy Von Poop is not pooping**
Hence the colonoscopy I guess.
Oh, Sir! Let me introduce you to a nice knothole…
Groom taking brides’ surname
You may henceforth refer to me as Martian Knothole. Hey, I just like the sound of it.
**What is the most disgusting thing you have ever tasted?
Male Dopers only: Questions about masturbation (ahem) **
Eew!
**Male Dopers only: Questions about masturbation (ahem)
Will unrealistic expectations of driver less cars make them infeasible?
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But, Officer, I PUT the car in AUTOPILOT! It’s not my fault it hit that tree!
What do you mean, What was I doing?
Why don’t they move their arms in Irish step dancing?
Kill ratio
Little known fact. Irish dancers are harder to shoot when they’re not moving their arms.
**Male Dopers only: Questions about masturbation (ahem)
Tools as a housewarming gift
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Oh, How…nice!
You shouldn’t have!
Could You and Your Spouse (SO, etc) Have Crossed Paths as Children
Head-on collision scenario.
My dog has been injured and it’s my fault
Is the average time for sex really this short?
:eek:
Why do we enjoy hot showers and hot baths?
Help! My Butt Hurts!
Told you that bath was too hot.
** I think a job just literally fell in my lap
I saw this cartoon, and fell out!
**
See, you shouldn’t be reading cartoons if you want to get a job!