Idea: Tax Deduction For Voting
Idea: Politician Deduction For Not Voting
Kind of indecisive, aren’t you.
Minor things companies do to increase or decrease morale
One of these people have to die. Who do you choose?
Someone in upper management. That would get my morale up.
What to do with an old cat in Baltimore?
How might the Electric Chair be modernized?
What do you think is wrong with my cat?
Well, it may have had something to do with being strapped into a modernized electric chair. In Baltimore.
**Gift for French Host family
Runaway Saw Blade **
It’s the American Way!
**how do Aquariums fill their huge tanks?
Unusual Dove Behavior?**
:eek:
**Runaway Saw Blade
Tale of a Kitten **
Ouch. 
Stupid Republican idea of the day
New Christie scandal
Poop Robots
Yeah, I know the states are the laboratories of democracy, but I’m going to have to go with no on this one.
DIY home fecal transplants are now a thing
Are italian beef sandwiches popular outside of Chicago area?
That’s not beef …
You May Share Your Mini-Rants Here!
Board performance problems
Presented without comment
**They found something suspicious in my wife’s mammogram
Runaway Saw Blade **
Although, in hindsight, the fact that it was sticking out of her chest and causing severe bleeding should probably have been an early warning sign.
Poop Robots
DIY home fecal transplants are now a thing
Some assembly required.
India and rape. What the hell is going on over there?
Rape on campus: Democrats exploiting the issue
Typical Democrats, trying to exploit problems abroad instead of trying to fix problems at home.
**What do you look for when apartment shopping
nightmares, night terrors, hallucinations? **
I can get you a great deal on a 2BR/2BA with hardwood floors, nice neighborhood, where the last three tenants broke their leases after complaining of blood oozing from the walls, and the tenant before that killed three people with a carving knife and then hanged himself.
Mr. Burns, “This house has quite a long and colorful history. It was built on an ancient Indian burial ground, and was the setting of Satanic rituals, witch-burnings, and five John Denver Christmas specials.”
** Help me solve a mystery
nightmares, night terrors, hallucinations?
Things you kinda want to know that you don’t really want to know
**
Zoinks, Scoob!
Gabapentin (Neurontin) addiction and withdrawl
Time to try something new!
Sadly, I’ve known people like this…
**What is the most disgusting thing you have ever tasted?
DIY home fecal transplants are now a thing **
You’re doing it wrong.
**“Nobody likes a tattletale”
Ask the Freemason Part II **
Well, someone is looking to get their tongue cut out an buried at the low water mark!
Ladies: an alcohol related sex question.
Fuck Joe the Plumber.
No. Just no.
Ever move for a partner? How’d it turn out?
Homicide and Exsanguination
:eek:
Bad move all round, then.
**Should we be deeply troubled by the deal Obama cut with the Taliban?
I don’t like blowjobs **
And even if I did, going all the way to Afghanistan for them seems a bit inconvenient.
Ladies: an alcohol related sex question.
How Spoiled is YOUR Cat?
:eek: