is buying tickets to resell them wrong?
Business policies that discourage business / do more harm than good
General Thoughts & Questions About Making Babies
Should I get a vasectomy?
Well, that might be a wee bit counterproductive for making babies.
How might the Electric Chair be modernized?
Charger plugs
Introducing the iChair from Apple.
You are the only one alive on earth. What do you do?
If I were wealthy, I think I would be a snob
Of course, if you’re the only one alive, I don’t think wealth means anything anymore at that point.
**What is the worst that can happen if you never brush your teeth?
Woman dies after dentist attempts to extract 20 of her teeth.
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Yep, that’s pretty bad.
** You are the only one alive on earth. What do you do?
I’m going to be an uncle!
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People Unclear on the Concept
**Backyard wildlife
A blue jay committed suicide on my car today! **
I would like to see a religion vs. atheism debate…
How might the Electric Chair be modernized?
“In order to design a truly modern electric chair, we need science and rational thinking, not Bronze Age fairy tales!”
“Nonsense! Only the power of the Holy Spirit can show us how to conduct modern, efficient, humane electrocutions!”
**Dating advice / frustration.
Would you have sex with a person in an open marriage? **
Well, that’s one way around the problem… I think…
**Send cows and goats to starving children
Animal sanctuary reunites lonely goat with his missing best friend. **
…who then eats him. Video at 11. You may want to tell your children to leave the room.
From another website, but a nice triple…
**Two students from PS 315 in Flatbush put rat poison in teacher’s water
Tourist Murdered
I love nyc**
What would you do if you had 3 months to live?
Do you ever just go stupid?
That’s the first step. Next is to freak out, then drool like an idiot, laugh maniacally, and then finally break down sobbing.
Have you ever driven a taxi? How would you have handled this?
I’ve been trying to get a career for ten years
And I’m still stuck driving this bleeding taxi. 
**Russia has invaded Ukraine. How will the West respond?
Trigger Warnings on College Syllabi **
“This class will cover the events of the Crimean War (1853-1856). NOTE: This course will include repeated references to “the Crimea” and/or “Crimean peninsula”; “Russia”, “Sevastopol”, and other related terms. For some students who have read or participated in certain message boards which included 70-page, 3,000+ post threads on the 2014 Crimean Crisis, this course may trigger anxiety attacks, nightmares, waking flashbacks, or cause them to curl up in a ball and lie on the floor uncontrollably whimpering to themselves.”
** Mawwidge!
Well, he left me**
That was quick…
You are the only one alive on earth. What do you do?
Pokemon X and Y
Time enough at last
Careful where you put your glasses.
Our collision with Andromeda
Are steel houses practical?
Oh, that won’t cut it. What you need is a galaxy-grade bomb shelter.
When a poster is suspended,…
Excommunication
Pretty much.
I am going to see a medium tonight
Pure random silliness thread?