Poll: If abortion is made illegal again, what should be the punishment for women having one?
Ogden Nash
“Said the jellyfish
Abortion is so sellyfish”
:eek:
** Most efficient way to store excess energy
Antimatter
Converting the energy the earth gets from to sun into mass.**
You’re going to come out of the with either a Nobel Prize or a really, really big crater.
** I heard a rumor that the US Immigration Department
Just saw a boar
**
As long as it didn’t see a Coyote
I pit Gov. Scott Walker for mandating the unnecessary inserting of objects into women
She’s calling from INSIDE THE HOUSE!
Is that a euphemism for a phone inside of a vagina?
**Looking Back 10 Yrs, Comparing 2004 and 2014
8 Year Gap in Resume? **
My job prospects were looking a lot better in 2004. 
How Hard Is It To Fly a [Private] Plane?
Do you ever just go stupid?
If so, try not to do that when you’re flying over my house.
** Job Interview Follow Up Question
8 Year Gap in Resume?
**
Um…oh…oh, yeah – I was in a coma.
Job Interview Follow Up Question
Do you ever just go stupid?
Yeah, but…huh?
what separates violent Islamic nations from nonviolent nations?
Question for Harley Owners
It’s the worst kind of stereotyping to assume that Harley owners have a special insight into violence.
What do you want for Father’s Day?
A Zombie Spacecraft, a Zombie McDonald’s, a Zombie Radio
Okay, Dad–I’ll get right to ZombieShop.com
Phrases that make you think “Straight Dope”!
"My Daughter Was Dress-Coded For Wearing Shorts"
Pretty good, but I would have chosen “Can You Land A Plane While Picking Your Nose?”
2014 Ontario Provincial Election
Down Goes Eric Cantor
Someone failed in geography.
or
Down Goes Eric Cantor
Computer crash loses 2 years of Lois Lerner emails
Kind of cute that she named her computer after the former representative.
When did you first realize that an adult having sex with a kid was a crime?
Honest Mistakes
“As God is my judge, your honour, I had never heard of ‘the age of consent’ until the police told me”. :eek:
**Honest Mistakes
“A buck fifty” vs. “a dollar fifty”
**
“…so I dragged in the deer carcass and got blood all over the convenience store floor but the clerk was like ‘no prob, honest mistake’”
Heh, my cat figured out how to work the (electric) can opener.
Things you don’t want your bare feet to step on at 2am
What is the name of the Islamic system of dietary laws?
Homemade ice cream
Well, now I have a reason to convert.
**Scrabble word ‘ai:’ ‘A three-toed sloth’ What dictionaries?
AI Intelligence, rate of growth of in a given generation of AI
**
**What sort of drug paraphenalia did I see?
Most hated household chore? **
Dude, it’s YOUR turn to clean the bong today!
**New kitties need names
Officially the strangest name I’ve seen **
Grizabella? Mr. Mistoffles? Mungojerry & Rumpleteaser?
**Ever move for a partner? How’d it turn out?
8 Year Gap in Resume? **
Not doing that again.