Whose Username do you wish you had thought of first?
Officially the strangest name I’ve seen
**How did these bruises occur?
Salvation Army or Goodwill? **
Let’s just say, don’t $%@* with the United Way, and leave it at that.
Non-Compete Agreements and my Ex Employer
How did these bruises occur?
Sounds like the agreements were enforced.
What weight loss/meal planning resources worked for you?
Dr. Oz promotion of quackery
Well, it didn’t work for me.
Ever move for a partner? How’d it turn out?
I’m screwed (bad living situation)
Not too well, then.
**Poll: From your own knowledge, what’s the difference between amoebas, bacteria, fungi, and viruses?
Ask the 35 Year Old who has for a year now (and counting) been Dating a Teenager **
Now you know why they call her “Native Flora”. :eek:
**My favorite thing I ever wrote.
Lipstick on a Pig **
Got lousy reviews, though.
**Big-Ass Gatling Gun?
Identifying unknown multi-tool features **
Not used as often as the corkscrew, but handy when you do need it.
Tell Me About Teaching Someone to Drive a Stick
Predict how you will die
Describe your God
Another deadly shooting
Tony Blair is unbelievable!
Isn’t he entitled to a nice little retirement hobby?
Do you have any evil or haunted furniture in your home?
Need Movers!!!
Get it all out, quick!!! :eek:
When there’s something strange
In your livingroom
Who you gonna call?
Ghostmovers!
Officially the strangest name I’ve seen
Those Little Moments of Absurdity
That is one shitty name!
That’s why I just get people to call me “TL Moa”. 
** Whats the meaning of this aztec tattoo?
Traveling with a head cold?**
Travels With Head Cold was a feared Aztec warrior, far more so than when he was called “Stuffy”.
Best way to research an elementary school?
Soliciting Prostitution and Conspiracy
:eek:
** Soliciting Prostitution and Conspiracy
Help me concoct a convincing excuse not to travel**
Any crimes you want
We got 'em right here in the U.S.A.
**Why are men’s shorts down to the knees and beyond?
Do testes hang lower with age? **
Yep, that’s it all right. The aging Baby Boomer population requires longer and longer shorts to properly cover their ever-more-pendulous scrotums.
Earlier today it was
Do testes hang lower with age?
Squeezing rocks into diamonds, sort of
:::gripping ahold tightly::::
Are there any new recreational drugs hitting the market
Unobtanium?
It’s great stuff, but nobody can score.
Stupid liberal idea of the day
On a manual car, shifting from neutral to 2nd gear before going into 1st or reverse.
That one sounds conservative, in the sense that I don’t see too many liberals driving stick