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Whose Username do you wish you had thought of first?
Officially the strangest name I’ve seen

**How did these bruises occur?
Salvation Army or Goodwill? **

Let’s just say, don’t $%@* with the United Way, and leave it at that.

Non-Compete Agreements and my Ex Employer
How did these bruises occur?

Sounds like the agreements were enforced.

What weight loss/meal planning resources worked for you?
Dr. Oz promotion of quackery

Well, it didn’t work for me.

Ever move for a partner? How’d it turn out?
I’m screwed (bad living situation)

Not too well, then.

**Poll: From your own knowledge, what’s the difference between amoebas, bacteria, fungi, and viruses?
Ask the 35 Year Old who has for a year now (and counting) been Dating a Teenager **

Now you know why they call her “Native Flora”. :eek:

**My favorite thing I ever wrote.
Lipstick on a Pig **

Got lousy reviews, though.

**Big-Ass Gatling Gun?
Identifying unknown multi-tool features **

Not used as often as the corkscrew, but handy when you do need it.

Tell Me About Teaching Someone to Drive a Stick
Predict how you will die
Describe your God

Another deadly shooting
Tony Blair is unbelievable!

Isn’t he entitled to a nice little retirement hobby?

Do you have any evil or haunted furniture in your home?
Need Movers!!!

Get it all out, quick!!! :eek:

When there’s something strange
In your livingroom
Who you gonna call?
Ghostmovers!

Officially the strangest name I’ve seen
Those Little Moments of Absurdity
That is one shitty name!

That’s why I just get people to call me “TL Moa”. :frowning:

** Whats the meaning of this aztec tattoo?
Traveling with a head cold?**

Travels With Head Cold was a feared Aztec warrior, far more so than when he was called “Stuffy”.

Best way to research an elementary school?
Soliciting Prostitution and Conspiracy

:eek:

** Soliciting Prostitution and Conspiracy
Help me concoct a convincing excuse not to travel**

Any crimes you want
We got 'em right here in the U.S.A.

**Why are men’s shorts down to the knees and beyond?
Do testes hang lower with age? **

Yep, that’s it all right. The aging Baby Boomer population requires longer and longer shorts to properly cover their ever-more-pendulous scrotums.

Earlier today it was

Do testes hang lower with age?
Squeezing rocks into diamonds, sort of

:::gripping ahold tightly::::

Are there any new recreational drugs hitting the market
Unobtanium?

It’s great stuff, but nobody can score.

Stupid liberal idea of the day
On a manual car, shifting from neutral to 2nd gear before going into 1st or reverse.

That one sounds conservative, in the sense that I don’t see too many liberals driving stick