** What would Queen’s 70th anniv. be called?
Historical Media Lasting Far Into the Future.**
"How I spent my Dope suspension", by etv78
I had the chance for revenge
Um… should we be worried?
Witness haters–are you happy now?
Are you feeling enough shame and guilt, you bad women?
I pit the pig that is Monica Lewinsky, over some pork chops on the barbie (BBQ)
I think you meant “Jewish” not “Witness.” Apparently something about Monica and pork.
COULD Large Constrictors Kill/Eat Humans?
Question about German technology WWII
Hey, the weaponized constrictors were bad, but they were nothing compared to the dinos with lasers on the eastern front.
Or I may be misremembering that from history class.
Why the US left Iraq
North Korean Defense
Yeah, them is some tough broads.
Who are the worst people on the planet right now?
Cities With No Upscale Restaurants
I know, right? Build some upscale restaurants, already!
An a apology
The power of a man’s tears
OK, OK, I’m sorry. Jeeze, just stop crying already will ya?
** Any legal construct to make it easier to remove a long-term guest from your home?
Question about big crabs and lobsters**
“Sorry, there’s nothing in our agreement that says we can’t have giant crustaceans roaming the house. Better not wander down to the kitchen for a midnight snack in your bare feet.”
“AIEEEEE!!!”
Need something to keep my 17 y/o brother occupied during the summer
Making fun of other peoples’ names
mmm
Holy shit! A truck carrying cars just crashed into the restaurant next door!
I always knew Seth Rogen would destroy the world
Revoke Seth’s commercial driver’s license.
mmm
** I had the chance for revenge
Happy National Procrastination Week!
**
…so I put it off for a while. No hurry.
**People who insist on mispronouncing words
Klaatu Barada Nikto **
** OH GODS! Bounty Hunters at my door!
What Are You Wearing?
**
Something that will look good on Dog, I hope.
**Do you believe a person’s life should be dependent on how fat their wallet is?
Women and cleavage
**
A man’s life should be dependent on how fat his wallet is. But a woman’s life still depends on the size of her boobs.
** How does God talk to you?
Women and cleavage**
Apparently He speaks in stereo. 
You Might Be An Extremist If…
"Militarization of Police"
Yeah, I guess that’s kind of extreme.
People who insist on mispronouncing words
Misao Okawa watch
Don’t be too harsh. I can see how that would trip people up.
No, I promise! 
How do I make a friend in Russia?
Klaatu Barada Nikto.
**How does God talk to you?
People who call without stating their name first
**
“I yam what I yam.”