Sequential Threads Induce Global Warming

**Beat the Heat in the MMP
Sequential Threads Induce Global Warming **

** My Pilonidal Cyst - a Poem
Vacation from your partner, anyone else?**

If she starts singing about her bowel movements, better make it a long vacation.

Very limited diet toddler advice?
Slate article: Don’t assign gender to infants

Male, female, whatever. Baby back ribs are baby back ribs.

** What Are Some Examples of Annoying, Stupid and Ugly Threads on SDMB?
Stupid Republican idea of the day**

My Pilonidal Cyst - a Poem
The picture in the dictionary next to “TMI”

How about a poem to a vacation from your partner?

** Syria: Is there any way this can end well?
Redskins Win!**

Assad never saw that safety blitz coming.

Do you wish you had a job that made a long term difference or left a permanent mark in world?
Design a bad voting system

Making a difference in the world for many elections to come!

**Are you happily married?
Could you love a (former) professional killer?
Should I tell my friend that she was coming on to a married man? **

Is there a movie script in here somewhere?

** Question about big crabs and lobsters
Aero Engineers, Physicists: Would This “Flying Platform” Work?**

Air Crustacea has definite possibilities - the problem is achieving liftoff speed.*

“Faster! Faster! Wave those claws!!”

A question for tailgaters…
How does God talk to you?

And why are you so eager for it to be-come a face-to-face conversation? :eek:

**What the heck is going on in my mouth? (Dental question)
opinion on relationship boundaries **

Sorry, but I don’t know you well enough to get that close to your face.

How does God talk to you?
Computer speech to text.

**Most Genuinely Profound Quotes
Klaatu Barada Nikto **

Deep, man. Deep.

**New doper overlord, I mean baby.
Klaatu Barada Nikto **

So… The baby isn’t going to destroy the Earth?

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** Could you love a (former) professional killer?
Should I make my feelings clear to my teacher?**

“You’re so cute with that ax, I just adore Murder 101!”

My monitor is kaputt
Ticks in the PNW?

I’ve heard of buggy hardware, but this is ridiculous!

**Question for Harley Owners
Do you have gutter helmets?
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** Your confessions to a priest, minister etc are not necessarily confidential
I had the chance for revenge**

“Squeal on me, eh Padre?” BLAM! BLAM!

:eek:

Couple questions about Ramadan
Harmful for Pets?

Only if you make them fast.

Goddam, what should I do?
My friend’s horse was apparently killed by a mountain lion last night, in Missouri.

A sympathy card would probably cover it.