**How do ghosts follow people home?
Funeral etiquette **
If the deceased asks you if they can ride with you in your car, it’s OK to say no.
** Ever made a Pilgrimage?
Man walks into Queens McDonald’s with a knife in his back**
Isn’t getting a McMuffin on everyone’s bucket list?
Do I actually have asthma?(weird asthma type?)
Something came out of my nose.
Sounds more like hay fever, then.
More trip advice
Help me grow hemp.
** Drone carrying drugs crashes into a prison yard
Delta Airlines web site is the pits.**
I thought I reserved space on the night-owl to Denver, then I wind up on this freaking drone that crash-lands into San Quentin! And I didn’t even get a window seat. :mad:
How long does it take to die on a pool of molten steel?
How hot should my rear-end get? (differential)
I’m gonna say ‘too darn hot’ in this case?
** Something came out of my nose.
What’s the one food you can eat all day, every day?**
:eek:
What would happen to a child who set a fire?
How to get stale smoke smell out of a home?
You could make the child take a bath…
** In a relationship, what’s the earliest you said “I love you?”
Should I make my feelings clear to my teacher?**
“Good morning students, I’m Mrs. Clambasket and I’ll be teaching Intro to Biology.”
"I LOVE YOU!!!"
Hmm, probably a little too early.
To add yet more spice to this tale, we now have the trifecta:
**Straight People: Ever Had a Homosexual Encounter?
In a relationship, what’s the earliest you said “I love you?”
Should I make my feelings clear to my teacher? **
** Another gay marriage ban struck down (Indiana)
Ed’s Dong Repair
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** What’s the one food you can eat all day, every day?
Dopers with bird feeders, I have a question.**
No, you cannot have my sunflower seeds. Go find a ham sandwich or something.
Bloomberg and Board of Health’s Soda ban struck down again.
Questions about my sodastream
Yes, it’s legal to use it again, and yes, you can fill up a 64oz cup with it.
re : global warming
The specific effects of global warming ?
It gets warmer.
Succinct analyses like this are why I’m known as Mr. Science Person.
**The specific effects of global warming ?
Smoke alarms keep going off with no smoke-- need answer fast! **
Who gets sued when an employee screws up?
Women and cleavage
Yup, always blame the sexy woman. Works every time.
How DO Jews in media tend to portray Jews?
Has something weird happened lately to set off the Illuminati conspiracy theorists?
Nah, just too many “Seinfeld” reruns.
What Are Some Examples of Annoying, Stupid and Ugly Threads on SDMB?
Women and cleavage
And I recognized that as annoying, stupid and ugly because I’m just a sensitive New Age guy.
Loser in Oklahoma U.S. House primary claims his opponent is a body double
RO-Bot! RO-Bot! RO-Bot! With Newslink
Not only is my opponent not my actual opponent, he’s not even human!
**A question for tailgaters…
Summer (lite) refreshing dinner ideas **
Bud Lite, Miller Lite, Coors Lite…