Can you ID this flowering plant?
my shape is like Winged Victory of Samothrace
I don’t think there are any flowering plants that look like Νίκη της Σαμοθράκης. Wait, is this some kind of riddle?
Patience you must have, young padawan. 
Now they’re in the proper order:
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My first ever bonus! How would you spend it?
“Massage” Parlors **
**What mundane ordinary items fascinate you?
People who insist on mispronouncing words
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[Mr. Spock voice] Fascinating [/voice]
Much better. 
What mundane ordinary items fascinate you?
Man walks into Queens McDonald’s with a knife in his back
Yeah, I know. Happens every day. ‘Welcome to New York.’ But it still fascinates me every time.
** Cities With No Upscale Restaurants
Smoking while preggers**
In my experience, you’re most likely to see this at Denny’s.
** 3-year-old girl with scars asked to leave KFC because she was scaring the customers
Man walks into Queens McDonald’s with a knife in his back**
Was he asked to leave?
**Man walks into Queens McDonald’s with a knife in his back
3-year-old girl with scars asked to leave KFC because she was scaring the customers **
Wussies! They’re lucky they weren’t eating at McDonald’s.
3-year-old girl with scars asked to leave KFC because she was scaring the customers
A chicken’s gotta do what a chicken’s gotta do!
Including asking 3-year-old girls to leave!
Were enemy soldiers nice to eachother on WW1/WW2?
Did opposing generals in a war really dine together at nite?
Good to see you, Fritz. Cook’s prepared quite a nice dinner tonight. I hope you enjoy it. I’ll probably kill you in the morning.
**Ever feel like the rest of your life will be kind of meh?
Brain-dead at the beach **
Sure, some electrical activity above the neck would have been good. On the other hand, the scenery is nice.
Medical Professionals: does this sound right to you?
Smoking while preggers
No. Just no.
**What job would you have in 1954, 1904?
“Massage” Parlors **
There are some fields where you will always find work.
**Man walks into Queens McDonald’s with a knife in his back
Ever feel like the rest of your life will be kind of meh?**
What to check when buying used car
“Massage” Parlors
Has the drive shaft has been lubed recently?
**“Massage” Parlors
In a relationship, what’s the earliest you said “I love you?” **
It’s usually right before the happy ending.
Work lust. Have you been tempted?
Your opinion of “young lady” in the office
She’s so hot that I can’t get her out of my mind.
I would like to apologize to the Jewish people…the rest of you are on a case-by-case basis
I always knew Seth Rogen would destroy the world
How many times do we have to tell you? DON’T fuck with Seth Rogen!
What’s the most difficult job in medical field?
Being bullied by an attorney
Malpractice suits are just awful!
2014 Ontario Provincial Election
Down Goes Eric Cantor
Butterfly effect.