**Most sexist musical act that’s considered “great”?
Absolutely badass old poems **
The “badass” of old is now considered “sexist.”
**Unintentionally confusing/amusing headlines
Man gets stuck in vagina, Firefighters called. **
Asked and answered.
**What’s your rooster?
Her name is Zippy. **
And she has some gender issues.
This would work much better if they were reversed…
LSD and meditation
Military People’s Schedules in Peacetime
I never would’ve guessed.
**People who insist on mispronouncing words
Her name is Zippy. **
Well, then why do you spell it “Luxury Yacht”?
What’s your rooster?
Questions too weird for Yahoo! Answers
Ummm…it’s a rooster.
Some of my neighbors have decided that I am a lesbian.
Middle-aged fat broad gleefully shaves head. Feels like the proverbial million bucks.
Hey, and that’s just the beginning! Just wait until you start dating!
If someone asked you the “first rule of gun safety”
Give a firm handshake.
Then patch up your differences and shoot each other.
** Band names that don’t fit their style
Bands and Booze**
They were strictly a lounge act, until they changed their name to Peter, Paul and Mary.
Huh? Obviously I meant to say “don’t shoot each other”. Well, unless you really want to, I guess.
**My Husband doesn’t need to see your boobs!
What mundane ordinary items fascinate you?
**
Boobs
“Yes, they’re real. And they’re Mundane.”
Except even Mundane boobs are fantastic!
**Man gets stuck in vagina, Firefighters called.
Help me concoct a convincing excuse not to travel **
“Uh, honey? Yeah, I can’t make it. I’m kinda stuck…”
** How can one be single and NOT have pets?
Should I make my feelings clear to my teacher?**
“Hey, you’re not married, and I really don’t mind staying after school…”
**LeBron opts out…what’s his future?
Beat the Heat in the MMP **
I’m sure he’d be welcome to post here
Stupid Republican idea of the day
Go to first new post Another gay marriage ban struck down (Indiana)
Barry Goldwater would approve, though.
Why not use 2 automotive engines in single engine aircraft?
Stupid liberal idea of the day
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Stupid Ideas Generally Held by Liberals
Silly liberals …
My Husband doesn’t need to see your boobs!
Ebay listing photos
Those are not for sale!
** Man gets stuck in vagina, Firefighters called.
Ever feel like the rest of your life will be kind of meh?
**
Let’s face it – after you’ve been extricated from a clutching vagina by the Fire Patrol, nothing else seems exciting.
Cats scratch car paint? Remedy? Prevention?
Unobtanium?
That would work. Unobtanium paint is expensive, though, but I suppose it’s worth it.
Drone carrying drugs crashes into a prison yard
Ever feel like the rest of your life will be kind of meh?
Yeah, you’ve got a point–as soon as these drugs wear off and I’m back to being stuck in this prison (featuring newly improved anti-drone defenses and a really pissed off warden who’s on the warpath), it probably will be pretty crappy.
**“Massage” Parlors
Work lust. Have you been tempted? **
What do you mean, tempted? That’s just part of the new employee training program.
Works better if they were the other way round, but I’ll take this…
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My first ever bonus! How would you spend it?