** What’s something we have NEVER bitched about before?
could use some help coming up with fun, offbeat discussion-topics for a weekly office staff-meeting**
My daughter is being bitten
Most isolated human in history?
And still she is being bitten! :eek:
** Blood draw, bad veins, dehydration, chugging water
How often does someone knock on your door?**
It’s rare to get a Jehovah’s Witness who wants to bring you Jesus and collect two pints of O negative.
Can we have your liver?
**There’s a new little person in this world…
Like I needed a new kitten. Or: NEW KITTEN!!! **
Here’s another person who thinks their pets are human.
I was almost struck by lightning
I design furniture!
Might want to rethink that line of steel Adirondack chairs…
’Constructing’ a living being
What happens if Kate Middleton’s baby turns out retarded?
I guess they’ll ‘construct’ another one.
Does Led Zeppelin’s “stairway to heaven” in fact contain secret satanic messages?
Speak to me in succinct song lyrics
ssa teppup ni eht dehsloot xis xis xis!
**How do you manage/cope with your loneliness?
Do you have a Cecil in YOUR town? **
Yes. But he doesn’t want to hang out with me. 
** What Are You Wearing?
A Temple Built From Beer Bottles
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Clink! Clink! Clink!
Separated by one:
**How do they fit so many clowns in a clown car?
What Is The Opposite of Hoarding?
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** How to decide who “wins” a fistfight?
Are horses mean to some people?**
My money’s on Mongo.
**Burning questions of our time
Why do folks who have something to sell refuse to say what they want for it? **
Question about German technology WWII
How do they fit so many clowns in a clown car?
See? The Nazis had a fun side!
(Aren’t you glad I didn’t make the obvious joke?)
** Legal types: murder trial defense question
Should I (or can I) fight this fine?**
Hell, pay the fine before they change their minds.
Doper who have given birth - when did the pregnancy start to feel real?
Top Baby names by State since 1980.
PurpleCrackWhore
Septima
Satan
EmilyG
Johnny L.A.
Fubaya…
**Are you a racist? Warning signs.
Need new tires. Advice requested. **
Taking the used tires to a cross burning is definitely a warning sign.
**Burning questions of our time
Why are slow people slow? **
My scrotum was bleeding
I was almost struck by lightning
The terrible jokes thread
You’re right. Those are terrible jokes.
My scrotum was bleeding
What is your worst experience with the police?
:eek: Nothing physical, like your experience.