Sequential Threads Induce Global Warming

Now it’s:

What’s the most useful thing you’ve ever bought for under $20?
New girl on the block.

That $20 buys more action than most people get!

** Parents; banned packed lunches
Ask the person who works at a primate sanctuary**

“No, Mrs. Bonobo, you can’t pack a bunch of bananas for Junior. We’ll serve him a healthy quinoa-and-celery sandwich.”

**Booking with “We’ll tell you the hotel name after you pay” - Your experience? **
**What, exactly, is a “flophouse?” **

Guess you’re about to find out.

Japan Authorities Hostile to Vagina Kayak
Strangest places you’ve had sex

** Jumpin’ Jack Flash
Avoiding Getting Old**

That didn’t work out too well.

**The GCHQ has “ability to change online polls?”
Poll: Is it believable that this might have happened? **

“Yes” was winning easily at first, then there was this sudden huge surge in “no” votes.

Ask the person who works at a primate sanctuary
Poll: The Monkees: Rock and Roll Hall of Fame potential?

If not then it’s back to the wild with them.

**I feel like I am prostituting myself re work!
Big Hole in Siberia **

We get all sorts at the Dope, even Siberian hookers.

** I feel like I am prostituting myself re work!
How California Are You?**

**Tell me about poutine

Circle Jerk!? **

I guess it explains the lumpy texture

**Strangest places you’ve had sex

Circle Jerk!?

Frightening sight on the road **

polite applause

I’m certain I’m going straight to Hell for this one:

[spoiler]

**Periods - Men just don’t get it.

Poll: Drinking straw or no - what kind of person are you?

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**Frightening sight on the road
New Malaysia Airlines Crash **

Presidential news conferences
getting away with MURDER!

If it’s a Fox News reporter, does Obama get off with justifiable homicide?

**Even lose anything from your vehicle?
Well dog gone (literally)! **

Not sequential, but in my subscribed:

** Strangest places you’ve had sex

by Obnoxious Hood Ornament 66 1,406 **

Hood of a Buick huh?

**Requesting: tales of people being inappropriately dressed
Frightening sight on the road **

That’s why I avoid the parts of town where the streetwalkers work.

** Poll: Hypothetical: Get laid and save the world!
Convince me it’s not as bad as it seems**

Buck up, we’ve all gotta make sacrifices.

**Getting away with MURDER!

Psychopaths
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