**Yes- hippopotamuses do occasionally eat meat. .
Well dog gone (literally)! **
I guess it wasn’t such a great idea to play catch in the hippopotamus enclosure.
** The Pit and the Pendulum - what was in the pit?
It’s technically not a sandwich**
It’s the Devil’s Hoagie!!! :eek:
How much should I pay for 1/2 day unskilled labor?
If you were paid twice as much to do your current job…
2X pay for 1/2 day. Interesting.
** My wife wants a baby
Ask the person who works at a primate sanctuary
**
Ah, a House Ape, eh?
**What’s the most useful thing you’ve ever bought for under $20?
Fear of dogs **
Nobody gets in the way of me and my Pomeranian!
** King Juan Carlos of Spain is abdicating
Stupid Sudafed laws**
So, who gets to run the Royal Meth Lab now?
** I’m getting progressive lenses. Any tips?
Ask the person who works at a primate sanctuary
**
They’re great!
You can see the gorillas when they’re far away, and you can see them just as well when they’re practically on top of you!
**Girlfriend spending more and more time with work friends
Ask the person who works at a primate sanctuary
**
It’s really bothering me that she’d rather hang out with the mandrills and baboons than with me!
**Strangest place you’ve gone to the bathroom at…
What funny story does your family tell others about you **
“…And then we found her whizzing in a potted plant down in the lobby!”
“MOOOOOM!!!”
“Oh, looks like she’s finally ready. Well, dear, that will teach you not to keep your poor dates waiting for so long while you fix your hair and make-up.”
** The artist is WRONG about his own work.
It’s technically not a sandwich
**
I don’t care WHAT the chef says – this is a Panini!
**What’s the most useful thing you’ve ever bought for under $20?
Just partnered! **
What’s the most useful thing you’ve ever bought for under $20?
Just partnered!
Cheap Date!
**Breakfast restaurant - ideas for name
Brisket! And other slow cooked barbecue **
**Strangest place you’ve gone to the bathroom at…
Big Hole in Siberia **
** Back from the Dr
We Have Pigeon Eggs**
Aren’t modern fertility drugs wonderful?
What’s the most useful thing you’ve ever bought for under $20?
Big Hole in Siberia
I have a positive net worth!!!
I feel like I am prostituting myself re work!
New girl on the block.
So… Just how are you making money by working on the block then?
** You must get a tattoo - what would you choose?
My wife wants a baby**
“It’s a great idea honey…we’ll get a baby tattooed on your belly, it’ll look just like the real thing and we’ll save thousands in OB-GYN bills!”
**What’s the most useful thing you’ve ever bought for under $20?
Circle Jerk!? **
Really?