** There is a fish called
Newbie
**
You can catch 'em by the bucket if you bait your hook with a few Taunts or Cliches.
**My wife wants a baby
“It would mean a lot to me if you were there.” I fundamentally don’t get it. **
Can’t she just have the milkman do it, as usual?
**Stupid Republican idea of the day
Intolerance, hypocrisy, and stoopid. Coincidence? I think not.
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Also bad spellers
**Mother of 13 to serve 120 days for hiring a hitman to kill husband
I hit my wife this morning.
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This week in marital Hits
**Your Question Is…?
So who here likes Betta Fish? **
More prestigious/popular women’s sport championship
My wife wants a baby
“In a close battle for fastest time from onset of labor to delivery, the gold was won by Emily Blaustein of Rock Island, Illinois, 2 minutes and 4 seconds. And the weight title goes to Mrs. Amanda Renkowski of Fall River, Mass. and her 17-pounder, baby Otto. Stay tuned for more exciting play-by-play here on the Family Channel.”
** I hand you the $200 I owe you, just before we both get robbed. Do I still owe you?
Is there a shopping website that does this?**
Amazon is trying it out in selected markets.
**Is “Playgirl Magazine” really for women, or are gay men really the main audience?
The ass: to shave or not to shave?**
Never, ever try to compare yourself to professional models.
** My wife wants a baby
The world’s most useless machine
**
You said it!
You have to constantly feed it, and all it does is cry, poop, and pee.
And the baby’s no picnic, either!
Almost Royal
Michael Jackson or Prince
Tough. Michael Jackson was like American royalty, at least until the child sleepover scandals. On the other hand, Prince has a royal name.
**Can my neighbors hear me hammering?
My wife wants a baby **
I don’t know… But is she a screamer?
** Do you give cash to panhandlers?
Do you have any Bitcoins?**
Sorry, I haven’t a single one on me, friend.
**VA hospital opinion
Cake to raise awareness of female circumcision is disturbing as hell! **
Don’t know about you but I’m with the VA on this one.
**My wife wants a baby
Package delivery by the USPS **
What, no storks anymore?
**Package delivery by the USPS
4 pallbearers…? **
Who ordered a dead guy?
** How difficult would it be to create a black hole?
Making makeshift sink for camping**
“Honey, the kids went to wash up, and now I can’t find them anywhere!”
**The terrible jokes thread
I’m 44 and scared of monsters under the bed **
**I’m 44 and scared of monsters under the bed
Gay tolerance in SC **
But there’s gay monsters under the bed
**The terrible jokes thread
Mother of 13 to serve 120 days for hiring a hitman to kill husband **
That’s terrible
** Fear of dogs
Well dog gone (literally)!
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