**What killed the malls?
airstrikes on Gaza **
They hit The Galleria at Khan Yunis especially hard.
Vacation in Montreal
Convince me it’s not as bad as it seems
Well, the people have a reputation of being friendly…
** How can I make a nice oval by stretching vinyl coated wire rope?
Sex Toy Ban in Alabama: How Vigorously (heh) Enforced?**
“You into one of them weirdo bondage games, boy?”
Is there a simple explanation of Bitcoin?
Arrgh! Dad fell for a scam!
Yeah, that sums it up all right…
How do I keep from getting stuck in the “acquaintance zone”?
Count to infinity in pictures
Forget it. No one’s that desperate to get laid.
Diagnose our dying fridge
Booze, porn, Prohibition & Protestantism
Yeah, having a bunch of drunk, sex-crazed Protestants fighting over the last six-pack can be hard on your Frigidaire.
**How do you manage/cope with your loneliness?
It’s cold, wet and miserable… **
Why do older people often get gullible?
Which president"could not tell a lie". Washington , or Lincoln?
How OLD are these people that got ripped off by Washington or Lincoln?
It’s cold, wet and miserable…
Greatly relieved that the pube-shaving trend is abating
**I pulled a tree stump out of my face!
It’s cold, wet and miserable…
**
I suppose it would be…
** Claim: the NSA records and stores 80% of U.S. phone calls
God’s math
**
…so you know that “80%” is RIGHT!
** Cats are weird
My next-door neighbours cat is not long for this world
**
Has anyone had a bad experience with DeMolay / Freemasons/Order of the Eastern Star ?
You and your explosive cloaca can just fuck right off.
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** Where do people get the idea that the earth is less than 10,000 years old?
God’s math
**
**What does plasma do?
Screw in a tire
**
I’d pay to see footage of that!
Question about the weak force
Now I know that birds can get concussions.
Yeah, it doesn’t take very much.
Could I cut off my own head?
Google refuses to let me change language
And attach some foreigner’s head instead, you mean? I suppose that would be one way to deal with it, but it is much easier just to change your language preferences in the setup screen.
**My wife wants a baby
I hit my wife this morning. **
How many times do I have to say NO!
**There is a fish called
Sequential Threads Induce Global Warming
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Well… I guess it’s almost as believable as “Wanda”
** Ladies: How do you hook your bra?
Women and cleavage
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