**Cool old house features
Palmitto(sp) bugs **
They’re like little six-legged [del]pests[/del] pets!
How do you manage/cope with your loneliness?
OH GODS! Bounty Hunters at my door!
** Police force teenager to have an erection so they can photograph it.
Are you feeling enough shame and guilt, you bad women?**
Nah, they’ve probably moved on to strip-searching Boy Scouts.
** So I’m in Singapore right now
I’m so stupid
The Face of crime. Caught in the act.**
Not to worry - I hear caning is a memorable experience. :eek:
Honesty has been suspended
Yes, that totally is a sequential pair of threads!
** What should my picket sign say when I’m outside Hobby Lobby this Saturday?
In 49 of 50 states one thing, in the 50th something else???
Convince me it’s not as bad as it seems
Is it more expensive to be a man or a woman?**
That last one makes the most sense, but they’re all good.
Poll: Did you know this meaning of “88”?
Convince me it’s not as bad as it seems
Yeah, it’s a [del]heil[/del]hailstorm in a teacup.
Why are slow people slow?
Journey of Poo
Constipation is hell.
** The terrible jokes thread
If a tree falls . . .
Well, he left me**
He made like a tree? Haw!
**What should my picket sign say when I’m outside Hobby Lobby this Saturday?
Health Myths
**
**Creepy/Frightening things you’re kid, other kids, or you’ve done or said
I pulled a tree stump out of my face! **
There’s a new little person in this world…
Car gets pancaked between two semi trucks.
Jokes you’ll have to explain
:eek: No, I think that one explains itself.
Jokes you’ll have to explain
What are the two most similar countries?
I dunno. Do they walk into a bar?
OK, no here, but links on CNN.com
‘Full House’ star Dave Coulier weds
Bride snaps selfie, dies 8 mins. later
**Jokes you’ll have to explain
Here, Let You Google That For Me
**
Police force teenager to have an erection so they can photograph it.
Why I hate cops
Or
**Why I hate cops
A Bunch of nervous Nellies who don’t feel safe eating in a Sonic where they can’t carry guns. **
To the Clowns in IT
**Are modern cars equiped to lock from inside and can’t be unlocked without a key? **
Well, I think you should be nicer to them if you expect them to answer your tech questions.
** Is mind control ethical?
Is Fox News really all that bad?**
I was only watching for like 30 seconds, and Ann Coulter started to seem incredibly hot…
No, it’s not ethical.
** What should my picket sign say when I’m outside Hobby Lobby this Saturday?
The Supreme Leader of the Whole Damn Thing**
That should guarantee you some TV interviews.
**Oops: Smallpox found in Maryland
Possibly moving to Bellevue, WA. Tell me about living there! **
Well, there’s less smallpox, so that’s a good start right there.
** The best low-cost ways to have a great life
Oops: Smallpox found in Maryland**
Goddamnit, there go my plans for cheap condo rental at the CDC.
** What Do The Turks Call Instanbul?
Diagnose our dying fridge**
Don’t miss Ankara, also known as “Toaster Oven On The Fritz”.