**What was your telephone exchange name?
Diverticulitis **
** Ask the Bus Driver
Need a name for my octopus!**
I don’t care what the hell you call it, if it doesn’t have the right transfer, out it goes.
**So I’m Thinking Of Watching Every James Bond Movie, In Order
Need a name for my octopus! **
I think it’ll come to you at about the 13th installment.
**question about what to talk about to a woman when you want to date her
Another adolescent question, this time about pubic hair.
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I’d save that for at least the third date if I were you.
What stupid thing did you do as a kid for which you were caught and were NOT punished?
Friend died … Four years ago
I managed to convince them that it was an accident.
**Hottest comedic actors, IYHO?
Shatner in wheelchair **
What can I say, I have some strange fetishes.
** Why are there no fat Japanese ?
What’s the point of this scam?**
Hey, sales of “Fat-Busting Sake” went through the roof after they began running ads on “Oprah”.
** Which unusual things do you find attractive in your preferred sex?
Battery-Powered Thermostats**
She wasn’t a hot babe…but then I changed her setting. 
** Which unusual things do you find attractive in your preferred sex?
Investment**
There’s nothing gets my pulse racing like a nice well-rounded… portfolio.
** Can you still call yourself (in good faith) a lesbian even if you lead a heterosexual lifestyle?
I’m receiving some seriously mixed signals from this woman. Care to help me decipher them?**
Sure can. If she’s banging other dudes but telling you she’s a lesbian, it’s you she’s not interested in. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news and all that.
**I want to see a wild moose!
Which unusual things do you find attractive in your preferred sex? **
You mean in addition to the “being a wild moose” part?
**Vacation (short) in Ottawa
Where to purchase porn DVD’s **
Good to see that you have your priorities straight.
I’m reading “Moby Dick” for the first time ever
Jalapenos are in everything!
*‘In one word, Queequeg, said I, rather digressively; hell is an idea first born on an undigested jalapeño dumpling; and since then perpetuated through the hereditary dyspepsias nurtured by Ramadans.’ *
Making Way for a Little Weasel
The teenager mustache. I fucking hate it.
**What stupid thing did you do as a kid for which you were caught and punished?
Scan **
Then this guy’s head exploded and I was grounded for, like, forever.
**Making Way for a Little Weasel
George Zimmerman - In the news again
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**Happiness is …
Pup so excited about reunion, he passes OUT
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**Where to purchase porn DVD’s
Which unusual things do you find attractive in your preferred sex?
Does “hung” refer to a penis that is large while flaccid? **
Well, I don’t know about unusual. We have several shelves of material that you may find interesting.
**Question about dinner table etiquette.
Poll: How long would you survive?
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Probably not all that long.
**How to destroy an underground tunnel ?
Water Electrolysis **
And then set off a hydrogen explosion? I dunno; I’m not a blasting expert, but that seems kinda roundabout.
** Vacation in Cincinnati: What to do?
“Running Reduces Risk of Death”**
Especially in Over-the-Rhine.
**Question about dinner table etiquette.
Best way to sell an unusual piece of jewelry **
“Please pass the meatloaf.”
“Certainly.” Ostentatiously dangles wrist with tanzanite tennis bracelet on it under other diner’s nose while passing the meatloaf.
“Thanks…say, that’s a lovely bracelet you’re wearing.”
“Isn’t it? I could let you have it for a very reasonable price if you’re interested…”