Does Viagra work?
Help me design my superhero costume!
No tight spandex for you, SuperPervo.
Have any of you ever encountered a mob?
Toothpicks don’t work
Well, duh! Everybody knows you need pitchforks for a mob!
What is this? A private reservoir? A flood control basin? An awesome dog park?
"I could care less"
It’s not like I’m ever going there.
Keys that read “Do not duplicate”
Freaked or froken?
Unduplicateable keys are correctly referred to as froken.
** I found the cyclist everyone thinks of when they think of bad cyclists
Bigfoot.**
** Runaway Beauty Queen
Dermatologists hate this woman.
**
Spy John Walker croaked
Making Way for a Little Weasel
It is the way of things. The old make way for the young.
Hearing loss in the Elderly robs them and their families of so much precious time.
I’m outta here…
Gotta get away from these depressing deaf people.
Or
I’m outta here…
Runaway Beauty Queen
** Why, davidmich? Why?
Some People will never mind their OWN business**
Would you be weirded out by a store not letting you bring your kid in?
What would you do, if dictator of North Korea?
Destroy store with missiles, send employees to work camps, then demand discounts.
Does British culture inordinately hate the working class?
In defense of Burger King
I’ve never seen their employees do any actual work, so there’s no reason to hate them.
What’s the first thing you think of when I say the name “Morgan Fairchild”?
We’re eating too much bacon
Huh? She doesn’t seem to have put on too much weight. Maybe it’s a reference about ‘slipping her the pork’.
The RCC now has zero tolerance for child abuse. Well, except…
Shodan crosses the line
:eek:
Flying with 9 month old to Germany (9 hour flight) any tips?
Choose three physical activities
- Ignore screaming infant
- Coo encouragingly at screaming infant
- Flee down the aisle pursued by fellow passengers with assorted weaponry
** “The first country conquered by the Nazis was Germany” - agree or disagree?
Who are these guys I always see in the neighborhood? **
I don’t know - do you live in Germany? :dubious:
What’s the first thing you think of when I say the name “Morgan Fairchild”?
Green peas
:dubious: Uh-huh. DO go on.
They’re on to her.
euthanizing a hamster
Nuclear explosion
That seems awfully drastic.
The hamster probably wouldn’t feel a thing though.
** A surfeit of tomatoes. Ideas? Want some?
Spoooooon!**
Okay, so I’ll just smoosh 'em all together in a big bowl for you.