**The worst farts come from…
2nd Annual Summer Book Exchange
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…and you know what a flatulent bunch they are.
**Klaatu Barada Nikto
Introduction: New reader here
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Welcome to the SDMB, Klaatu!
Don’t let Gort read the thread on When the robots (peacefully) take over.
**Man tries to dig out boulder and gets crushed.
My husband is in the hospital, too. Yay! **
** Panda Fakes Pregnancy for Buns, Bamboo
This is why I hate going to the doctor
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Couples who smoke pot experience less domestic violence
Does anyone else hate weed whackers?
Women gamers now outnumbering adolescent boys …
Anybody have the new D&D starter set?
Because, at long last, it looks like a game of D&D might be a way to meet girls!
What happens if an astronaut dies in space?
"I could care less"
Astronauts, fuck 'em!
Songs I never need to hear again
Moving Fish to a Larger Tank
I’m moving fish to a larger tank
They had to go 'cause the water stank
I needed to raid my piggie bank
Yeah yeah yeah yeah
Remind me again why that one made the Top 40.
Victory at Any Cost to the Country
Romney 2016?
Let nothing stand in his way.
** This is why I hate going to the doctor
Dermatologists hate this woman.
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It’s just a hatefest all around at the clinic.
n/m
What is a good book about living cheaply in Manhattan
Talk to Me About Those Big Tubs of Protein Powder
It’s a companion volume to Stretching Out Your Ramen Noodles.
Separated by one:
**How do reptilian thin-slit pupils work?
In a pig’s eye!
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If you have to put your reptile’s pupil in a pig’s eye, you’re doing it wrong.
Have any of you ever encountered a mob?
Amish hate crimes trial
I was going to attend, but I saw all those buggies parked outside and started worrying about a drive-by beard cutting.
This is why I hate going to the doctor
100% rock hard facts about cardiovascular disease prevention/delayment
Huh. I’da thought that was a good reason to go.
Toothpicks don’t work
This is why I hate going to the doctor
Do you want that appendix out or not?
My Advice to Hillary Clinton.
Help me design my superhero costume!
If you can win Project Runway you’re a shoe-in for the presidency.
Let’s draw superficial conclusions about people based on their cars.
This is why I hate going to the doctor
You shouldn’t conclude he’s a failure just because he drives an '85 Yugo.
**Jesus, Skynet became aware today 2:14 EST
The game has changed… forever.**
That’s it, game over man! Game over! Nuke it from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure.
**How Likely is a Worldwide Ebola Outbreak? (pt 2)
“I could care less”
What happens if an astronaut dies in space? **
OK, fine, then. If it spreads off the planet, I guess we should look into containing it.