What do you think of this classroom “icebreaker?”
Ever sent/receive nude pics? Sexted?
Rosemary’s Baby-like Mystery
So I guess we went and had a baby?
“And it was nine months ago that I had that really freaky dream about having sex with the Devil!”
So, the Fish Are Moved
What is wrong with my goldfish?
It’s homesick.
**Of course a nine-year-old girl can handle a Uzi, right?
On Trial by Combat, and other things… **
In my school, we settled our differences with a gun.
**euthanizing a hamster
Why beheading? **
Well, firing squad is kind of overkill; figuring the drop in hanging for an animal that light is kind of tricky; ditto for finding veins for lethal injection on an animal that small.
Although a little hamster-sized electric chair would be just the cutest thing ever! [/crazed serial killer of hamsters]
**General Hair thread: stuff that promotes hair growth.
Bigfoot.**
** Is there a logical method in composing palindromes?
euthanizing a hamster
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“No, no, no, NO! Don’t kill me! I’ll give you one…Wait just a minute…
Uhhhh… Retsm. A hag – Nizina H. Tue
What do you mean ‘I don’t get it!’?? She’s a HAG! Her name is Nizina H. Tue! “Retsm” is a perfectly good word!”
NM
**Question for the ladies about work
What is the maximum number of hours you have worked in one week?
First Famous example of “You had ONE job!”
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Any experience with Ally Online Banking?
"Since we’re both single, and you’re in town, why don’t we …"
That sounds nice, but I still need more than 0.2% interest on a CD.
Know of TV-MA rated national t.v. show episodes close to or possibly baring porn
Your Favorite Fictional Cat(s)
Well, there was the short lived Pussy Cat, but the FCC got it taken off the air.
**If it could be proven we live in a simulation…
How long should you wait to have sex with someone whose had a traumatic exp? **
“Wow, so everyone in the lobby was an Agent, and you had to kill them all? Gee, that sounds terrifying! So, uh, you wanna get a cup of coffee or something?”
Gargoyle kills woman in Chicago
What to do? Nothing?
We can’t do nothing! The gargoyle threat must be addressed immediately!
** Stress during pregnancy
losing hymen on roller coaster**
Hey, if that’s your story, stick to it. But there’s no way Kings Island is going to pay you child support.
How do YOU know that you’re not dead?
Should I get health insurance?
Only if you figured out that you’re not dead yet.
Weird, pretentious, or bizarre names…
Power of the Atom
Mr & Mrs Atom named their other children Nucleus and Structure.
Is “husband hunting” really all that offensive & unreal a concept?
Put Those Survival Caps On For Situation R (Realistic)
You do run a bit of a risk at San Quentin, but the pool of potential husbands is enormous.
Words/expressions I want to be eliminated from usage RIGHT NOW TODAY ENOUGH ALREADY!
Gargoyle kills woman in Chicago
Okay, from now on it will be “Life of person of female persuasion shortened by elevated water-carrying sculpture in largest city in Cook County.”
A simple explanation on why planets stay in orbit.
Amazon Cloud - What the the bloody hell?
Not only has Amazon Cloud grown to exert its own gravitational field, it keeps asteroids from striking the earth.
What’s the youngest a person can possibly remember something?
From Here On Out It Is Easy Street
I remember thinking that, right after the doc swatted me on the ass in the delivery room.
Now That Peter Falk And James Garner Are Both Dead
Does anyone think prog rock is good any more?
Nope, and it’s a real bummer. Just like punk rock will never survive Joan Rivers’ demise.