DNA evidence unmasks Jack the Ripper.
Gargoyle kills woman in Chicago
‘Jack the Ripper’? ‘Gargoyle’? Now if only there was a ‘Serial Killer Name’ thread…
** What’s the youngest a person can possibly remember something?
“Following a recipe” vs “cooking”**
I distinctly remember one of my two Moms improvising something with a Turkey baster. Does that count?
** If it could be proven we live in a simulation…
How do teenagers find their first job these days?
**
They just ask the MCP to provide one!
**Today is my 50th birthday
Dear Santa, I have been very good this year… (Cool destruction equipment)
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Non, no, no – you write to Santa for Christmas presents. You don’t write for birthday presents, unless you were born on December 25. I don’t know who you write to for birthday presents, otherwise.
Maybe you can write to the Tooth Fairy and have her forward it.
** Gargoyle kills woman in Chicago
I’m afraid of a dog I’ve not even met**
Do not go out of the HOUSE!! :eek:
More Personal Peculiarities
In A Real Fire Emergency
Yeah, I once had this roommate who, every time I set fire to the kitchen, would jump up and yell and twirl around on one foot before heading for the exit. Oddest thing. Most people just yelled and ran.
** How do teenagers find their first job these days?
Weird, pretentious, or bizarre names…**
“Hi, I’m Scum-Pustule McPedophile, and I wanna work in your Customer Service department.”
** If Game of Thrones had prequels (Spoilers of course)
So what IS Mary Poppins?
**
Khaleesi Popinz did not need dragons; she had her umbrella.
**Men:have you ever crossdressed?
Poll: Do you consider this men’s shirt business casual?
**
** In A Real Fire Emergency
Is “husband hunting” really all that offensive & unreal a concept?**
It depends on the number of alarms.
Are one pieces sexy?
It’s rape week in law school
I think this is hilarious and disturbing at the same time.
I suspect there should be a German word for that.
Purchasing a Full Auto
crematorium as way of disposing of murder victims
I like a murderer who thinks ahead! 
**A friend of mine would like to know why he shouldn’t commit suicide
It’s rape week in law school **
Commonly Misunderstood/Misused Words or Phrases
Any whale experts?
You wouldn’t believe what some people think that means.
It’s rape week in law school
The I Could Have Lived Without Knowing That MMP
** crematorium as way of disposing of murder victims
What is making our dishes STINK?**
Isn’t there a better way to dry your dishes?
**Statistically, how many men can autofellate?
Men abandoning old friendships when they find a partner or GF **
“Sorry, old friend. I found someone to do it for me.”
Changing brake pads without turning rotors
"If you believe that, I’ve got a bridge I’d like to sell you"
**I started massage therapy school!
It’s rape week in law school **
Hopefully these are not related.
** So why haven’t aliens destroyed the Universe yet?
Weird, pretentious, or bizarre names…**
The aliens don’t want to piss off Demon Lord Bartman The Third.
** Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Poll: Where is the mustard applied? **
Well, on the wiener