** I started massage therapy school!
I have the power to make threads vanish.**
And after you take Healing Touch 101, you’ll be able to eliminate the entire board. :eek:
**So, after nearly three decades, I decided to kick vegetarianism
Origin of “Have a Cow?” **
I’ll take two!
** Guys guys. I’m starting to stop thinking Jesus existed.
Why is this site overwhelmingly atheist?
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I don’t know, but apparently we can actually watch it happen. It’s like watching a flower bloom, or the sun rise, or something
For the minority party, what’s the alternative to “obstructionism?”
Victory at Any Cost to the Country
** Sex before Catastrophe - is it really a thing?
Do you think the Post Office is right in this situation?**
Not if it holds up the line.
** How are shrunken heads made?
Origins of 7-up**
Yes, this popular beverage was first brewed from an extract of shrunken heads, and marketed with the slogan “A Little Bit Of Your Enemy’s Brain In Every Bottle”. It was quite popular in the South, but the formula was later changed in deference to political correctness.
**How would you feel about this domestic nudity?
iWatch **
iPrefer foreign nudity, though.
**Random Star Trek Quotes
Will lightsabers cut glass? **
Confusing your trek with your wars?
**True Facts
Who was Hitler before Hitler was Hitler?
Obama’s son **
For some entirely fictional values of “true”.
**What’s your Wu-Name?
Milestone post **
Call me Miles.
**Cat food: Avoid fish?
Crickets or frogs? **
If those are the choices, I think I would just stick with the fish.
**Hi, I’m Amy. I’m new here
What’s your Wu-Name?
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Wu-Amy?
** Words/expressions I want to be eliminated from usage RIGHT NOW TODAY ENOUGH ALREADY!
Sniglets!
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**My mom is so fucking dumb
Dermatologists hate this woman. **
**It’s rape week in law school
Hi, I’m Amy. I’m new here **
Welcome to law school, Amy! We’re really glad to see you!
** Questions and statements you’ve always wanted to put to historical figures
Admirable Religious Leaders
“A man should never hit a woman.” OK to hit a man?
**
I was thinking about asking Confucius.
Can patriotism be logically justified?
I Wish We Could Elect Absence of government
♪ Imagine there’s no countries
It isn’t hard to do ♫
**Things they don’t tell you about getting old:
GRRR!!! No more iPod Classic?! **
You know you’re living in the future when Grampa’s complaint is: “I don’t understand these touch screens! In my days, we had click wheels!”
**Were you subject to spankings/beatings as a child?
Are YOU marriageable material right now? **
Not really, I’m emotionally scarred and likely to perpetuate a cycle of abuse.
** Dr. Ian Paisley
Talk me into- or out of- trying to start a business in Ireland**
Ian? What do you think about my opening a “Unionist Souvenirs” shop in Dublin? Ian?
** Why does Deborah Kerr rhyme with “car”?
Please ID This French Car
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It’s Deborah!