**How to say “No presents” for a first wedding?
How can I get my family to stop pawning off useless crap on me? **
** Start Of Volcanic Eruption In Papua New Guinea Caught On Video
I cant believe I fell for a hackers bit**
“You’ve got to let us back up all your data right now, the lava flow is getting closer!”
Yeah, falling for that is pretty stupid.
Apologies to the OPs…
Have you ever called the cops?
My father is theatening my mom, who has cancer, in a nursing home
My father has died, long, sorry
My mom is so fucking dumb
I don’t know what to do with my life.
Why do I seem to catch the morbid ones?
Just FYI, there is no such thing as a Lava Applet.
Separated by one:
** Could there be four sadder words?
Is Galt’s Gulch real?
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**Could there be four sadder words?
The Epically Continuing MMP **
**Physiological consequences of a human eating almost exclusively beans, rice, and vegetables?
Oily spots in laundry**
That may be the least of your worries.
Could there be four sadder words?
We Have Pigeon Eggs
Gave a girl my #, no communication, what to do? (Poll)
Do you know how many centimeters a woman has to be dilated to give birth?
In general, who ranks higher - Spouses or Offspring?
Hold your horses there, sport! You have to get to know a person first!
Do you know how many centimeters a woman has to be dilated to give birth?
Trust issue about a miscarriage.
You bastard, you said I was dilated enough to give birth. I’ll never believe anything you ever say again!
My father has died, long, sorry
My husband is in the hospital, too. Yay!
** Truly disgusting food item
“A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius”**
My gefiltefish-burgers with lime cilantro sauce definitely fit into both categories.
Could there be four sadder words?
The beacon was activated.
Those usually aren’t sad words. But the unsupervised child running amok on the airport didn’t see the warning, and the pilot had to buy a new tail rotor.
** What’s your Wu-Name?
Climbing My Way Out**
Meet my Wu-fiancée, Fell Into The Hole.
**Is this statutory rape?
Shaman vs Spacemen **
Hey, he said he was a Senior space cadet!
**We Have Pigeon Eggs
My “fad” diet **
Which form of “Nice to meet you” in French is more easygoing and not too formal/strained?
Non verbal communication?
That might be a little too informal.
** Should the US assist Matthew Miller in North Korea?
Hardees/Carl’s Jr Rallys/Checkers…Why? **
Because setting up a McDonalds in downtown Pyongyang is the worst thing the State Department could do.
Which one do you think would win in an arm wrestle match if they were real people?
Hardees/Carl’s Jr Rallys/Checkers…Why?
Physiological consequences of a human eating almost exclusively beans, rice, and vegetables?
What kind of intestinal parasite is this?
Sorry…
**My real mother died…on the 6th
My father has died, long, sorry
Going on a 7 day fast **