**What wild animal are you most likely to be attacked by in your current location?
Cowboy Boots!**
The very definition of Urban Cowboy 
**What’s the funniest thing you’ve ever seen?
Plantar fasciitis anyone? **
Someone has an odd sense of humour.
**Sequential Threads Induce Global Warming
Northern Dopers, have you turned your heat on yet? **
No need to turn on the heat. The Sequential Threads are keeping me warm.
** How to help a housebound tenant
How to feed my dog liver. **
Once again, Dr. Lecter “helps” someone in need.
**How can I get my family to stop pawning off useless crap on me?
Hypnotherapy **
** Innocent things that freaked you out when you were a kid?
Going on a 7 day fast**
What’s the funniest thing you’ve ever seen?
Using 20 kiloton warheads to combat ebola?
What can I say? I have a very dark sense of humor.
**What a boob
It’s the size that counts -when it cums to condoms **
MPSIMS is getting sexy.
** Going on a 7 day fast
Congratulations, India!**
Yeah, China could stand to lose a few pounds too.
**Unusual ways to relax. Mine is Lube Smithying. What’s yours?
We are currently bombing Syria. **
It was Henry Kissingers favorite way to chill, as well.
Things that you’re surprised don’t happen more often
Do you “prepare” for sex?
It always comes as such a surprise these days, I’m never prepared.
What award will my award winning wiener win?
A win at work
:dubious: Just what kind of job is it that you do?
** I can’t imagine doing strenous physical labor for a day in - day out living past 40 years old
Complain to your future great-great-grand children about how tough life “was”…
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**Why Don’t People on Safaris Get Attacked?
Chapter One of Unarmed Combat for Dummies…? **
Chapter 1: Unarmed Self-Defense Against Lions, Rhinoceros, Wildebeests, Elephants, Hyenas, and Other Dangerous African Animals
Gee, I would have thought that stuff would be in a much later chapter.
**It’s the size that counts -when it cums to condoms
What award will my award winning wiener win? **
** L’shanah tovah, Ya’ll!
Congratulations, India!
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Ah, yes, the Hinjews.
Friend just told me world leaders are reptilians
Polygamist ninjas attack home of witness in Utah sex assault case - subdued by man with sword
What is this, some kind of movie?
Unusual ways to relax. Mine is Lube Smithying. What’s yours?
Going on a 7 day fast
I dunno, I think that would make me more cranky than relaxed.
** Poll: Do you “prepare” for sex?
Poll: Have you ever hit an animal with your vehicle?**
If squishing raccoons gets you hot, I think I’ll pass.