Sequential Threads Induce Global Warming

Noisy Neighbor!
Possible to weaponize Ebola?

You might be overreacting just a little.

Why are drugs so hard to make and take so long to come out on the market?
Snow in Southern California?

Looks like the FDA is still dragging their feet on medial cocaine.

** trifecta- my dog, a US presidents grave, and cheese
The Warrior Diet**

The Labrador-Lyndon Johnson-and-cheese triple-decker is awesome. Don’t forget the relish.

Preventing high school students from sleeping with teachers
TWO Teachers Charged For Sex With SAME Student

Oops, too late.

**“In the butt, Bob” - TRUE

Invent a new hot dog style!

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** Any Dopers Living in These USA States: DE MS MT NE ND SC SD VT WV WY?

Is there a Doper in every state?
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Anyone still watching AMC’s “Hell On Wheels?”
Religious proselytizers.

At least once they get past the title…

Obama to Palestinians: “No short cuts”
Let’s go camping! Better sell the family jewels first!

I swear, this Administration’s foreign policy gets flakier by the minute.

** Hitler’s practical reason for killing the Jews
Artificial Scarcity **

How did Japan industrialize so early?
Where are the super secret weapons?

Steampunk mecha!

** I had the worst migraine of my life during sex.
TWO Teachers Charged For Sex With SAME Student**

Sounds like quite a headache.

**On the bright side, she’s taught her kid to share…
TWO Teachers Charged For Sex With SAME Student **

Now now, ladies. There’s enough for everyone…

**Doctor pulls live cricket from man’s ear
Crows are fun **

And they’ll usually snack on your ear bugs for free.

Potential North Korean coup attempt
Big tough bug

Listen up Kim, I’m taking over, and there’s nothing you can do about it. I’m a cockroach, and as you know, we can survive anything, so don’t even think about ordering your guards to shoot me!

She wanted a White child from a Sperm Bank
Why couldnt classic tv shows have had more black characters?

The sperm banks hadn’t put in the groundwork.

**The most 60s song
Beach Boys’ God Only Knows - performed by today’s biggest celebrities for Children In Need charity **

The Beach Boys were a good 60s group, and the original song was good.

Anyone still watching AMC’s “Hell On Wheels?”
Star Wars Rebels

The religious proselytizers must have convinced them…

I’ve seen a lot of things in my years, but what scarred me for life was
Should Fitness Be Considered Obligatory?

Yeah, I’m still curled up in a protective ball on my couch.

Recommend a good fuel injector cleaner
Mongolian BBQ and semen

:eek:

Mongolian BBQ and semen
Have you ever regretted being an attractive woman?