** What is this gadget by the door in my hotel room?
Where are the super secret weapons?**
Usually they’re stashed in the Gideon Bible. Next best bet is the toilet tank. Check with Housekeeping.
Snack <fails>.
Fishy mangoes
Yeah, mango-y fish are better. (Now where’s my halibut?)
**What does this quote mean to you?
Chinese Officials Probe 10,000 Pigeon Anuses
**
I hope it means someone really messed up a Chinese-to-English translation.
** Emergency Room Question BEEP BEEP BEEP
What will happen, when Benedict dies?**
I’m hoping that the frigging BEEP BEEP BEEP will stop.
10% of American drinkers account for over 50% of drinks taken.
The Westboro Baptist Church just couldn’t STAND it!
Yeah, if you want sacramental wine you’re SOL at that joint.
Invent a new hot dog style!
Snack <fails>.
The chocolate syrup-strawberry syrup-broccoli dog with cheese was not delicious.
**Poll: Let’s say I offered you five dollars to eat a Chicago-style hot dog…
Invent a new hot dog style!
**
** Snack <wins>
Invent a new hot dog style!
Tiger sauce
**
**There’s a new little person in this world…
Hello!! **
** Poll: You vs. a medieval knight
Are some people just “lucky”?**
Luckily, I was carrying my loaded .45.
** She wanted a White child from a Sperm Bank
If science created a half-human, half-animal creature…**
Good enough.
If you’re going to fight me, you better come strong
My bed beat me up today
If science created a half-human, half-animal creature…
How long would you lay dead before someone found you?
It depends on if the humanimal is a scavenger.
Joking about rape
Who has been worst - Bush or Obama?
Tough call. Bush was famously clueless but Obama can trot out some quite hair-raising anecdotes around about the third martini.
** How long would you lay dead before someone found you?
Things they don’t tell you about getting old: **
Haven’t seen Martha for weeks, but Scamp and Bandit sure look fat and happy.
Poll: What state do you hail from?
Poll: What’s your Favorite “raw” fruit?
Ohio, and yes, it’s french fries!!!
What?
**Could there be four sadder words?
Franklin’s Lost Expedition - Found
**
The Four Sadder Words thread title is the Gift That Keeps On Giving
If science created a half-human, half-animal creature…
She wanted a White child from a Sperm Bank
She wanted a White child from a sperm bank. What she got was…
The Chimera
(This film has not yet been rated.)
** If science created a half-human, half-animal creature…
Poll: You are on my jury - do you convict?**
After soberly reflecting on the totality of the evidence in this case, my decision is Oo! Oo! Oo! Oo! Oo!!
** How would you read this headline?
Antler chews for dogs**
I’d read it as a very, very, very slow news day.