Are there good generals who were lousy soldiers?
Zachary Taylor’s death
“Zach! The barrel end is supposed to be at the front when you pull the trigger!”
Things your parents told you that stuck with you
Let me tell ya about the beer stein and the thousand mile trip.
Dad told the best bedtime stories.
Chelsea Clinton has baby
Cat Name Generator.
I’m telling you, naming her Friskie Clinton is just asking for trouble.
**Could there be four sadder words?
Chelsea Clinton has baby **
**At least 30 people presumed dead on erupting Japanese volcano
Fuck! Thirty.
**
Somewhat ranty (but not pit-worthy) complaint about my daughter’s principal
Great, I’m That Parent with That Kid
**What’s going on in the Kansas Senate election?
Yard Signs for Candidates **
Wow! So, in Kansas, people actually put signs in their very own yards, in support of this or that candidate?
I guess that would work really well there–it’s so flat, a sign like that could be visible for miles and miles.
**Do you know these Nazi terms?
Pancake syrup **
A special division of the Luftwaffle ? 
?
Fuck! Thirty.
Congratulations, India!
And learn to count!
That’s just WRONG!!
Going on a 7 day fast
The Warrior Diet
**Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
The Most Weirdest Children’s Show Ever Made **
It was about flying an airplane and playing professional basketball.
Is This Job Offer a Scam?
So, I’m going to be an executor…
With a hood and an ax? Oh, executor. Yeah, it’s probably legit.
**Don’t carry a psycho cat when you’re nekkid in the MMP
The Westboro Baptist Church just couldn’t STAND it! **
God hates nekkid psycho cat carriers
**Cowboy Boots!
Need advise on footwear **
Is Horst Rippert still alive?
The Most Weirdest Children’s Show Ever Made
It was great fun, but we never figured out who the hell Horst Rippert was.
High school reunions. Tell me your stories
Friend just told me world leaders are reptilians
Some of your old friends may have turned a bit ‘weird’.
Poll: You vs. the Spartan army
2009 Nissan Sentra v 2003 Toyota Avalon
I’m guessing option #1 would have higher TV ratings. But I don’t know what they’d do to fill the time after the first five seconds.
**What ever happened to Google Glass?
Battle of Hastings **
King Harold was one of the primary Beta Testers and one little arrow delayed development by decades
**You vs. the Spartan army.
Your death: would you rather know when or how? **
I don’t think you need to tell me either one. I’m already pretty sure that “in about five seconds” and “spear to the face” are fairly safe bets.