Should I mention this to the mom? (9 yo says she wants to poison 6 yo sis)
You were just given $500…
Isn’t that enough to buy your silence?
Computer won’t start, unless…
Peperoni and tape worms
That seems rather…unconventional
Going on our first cruise! Advice, please?
Things to do in Baltimore/Annapolis
That doesn’t seem like a very exotic destination for a cruise…
** Impressive honesty with money
You win lots of money, and choose to donate some to causes/charities. Which ones?
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Impressive…Very Impressive
Goin’ to hell for this one
** What’s on YOUR fuckit list?
My ex boss had three pictures of his wife in a bikini scattered around his office.
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** Whose death has most greatly benefitted society?
The death of General Aviation **
**Poll: You’re sitting on the floor. Why?
Things to do in Denver…
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Once you’ve been to the Zoo and seen the Airport, there’s not much to do in Denver…
** So we adopted a third kitty (pics)
Wow am I glad I have health insurance
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Me, too. Our cat Hestia “bunny-footed” my hand this morning.
** Dating advice: I get anxiety when a date comes to my house.
Do you also tend to walk into things after a fraught interaction?**
“So you want to know why there’s no furniture in my apartment? Well, it’s a long story…”
**Anyone else have an insane dog?
Texts from this morning **
“bacon bacon bacon BACON BACONBACONBACON REDRUM REDRUM REDRUM BACON REDRUM POSTMAN REDRUM BACON”
** You win lots of money, and choose to donate some to causes/charities. Which ones?
Think I got my first con artist call.**
I dunno, the “American Pruritus Society” sounds totally legit to me.
Don’t squeeze.
Stranger knocked on door, asked for ketchup
A Round headed boy - and earth shattering newses!
Stranger knocked on door, asked for ketchup
I gave him catsup! :eek: I wonder if he’s going to use it on all those rocks he has in his bag?
** When and why did we stop celebrating mass murder and conquest?
Women - the more moral sex?**
Actually, the casualty count is even higher for bridal showers and Tupperware parties. :eek:
** Poll: Could you participate in a sexual relationship with a morbidly obese person?
Going on our first cruise! Advice, please?**
Do not take the lower bunk.
what kind of dog…
The Gluttony Thread
Clearly a beagle.
"Manscaping"
Damn, Zusje, I only poured boiling oil on you ONCE, chill!
BUT THIS ISN’T HOW YOU GET RID OF THE HAIR! :mad:
**How are you supposed to wear tube socks?
What do you think is the most universal human struggle is? **
I would have guessed at something a bit more momentous than that, but as the thread is already on its second page, maybe you are right.
** Don’t squeeze.
The Gluttony Thread **
**sad state of marine corp boot camp
How do you handle unwanted hugs? **
PRIVATE PYLE IS FEELING VULNERABLE! YOU MEN HAVE FAILED TO MAKE HIM FEEL EMPOWERED! NOW GIVE PRIVATE PYLE A BIG HEARTFELT GROUP HUG!