** Where do I find pawpaws?
Haven
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Maybe, if they’ve got a greenhouse there. Haven’s set in Maine.
LSD: what is the nature of a “bad trip?”
Motorcycle license road tests outside the US
“Maaaaaan, I musta been doing figure 8s in that Mexican parking lot for YEARS!”
Things You Look Forward To That Always Disappoint
Vacuum cleaners
They suck.
** Least Painful ‘Natural’ Way to Die.
Firearm discharge by a cop: “paperwork?”**
This is only acceptable if the cop uses biodegradable bullets and writes up the incident on recycled paper.
Looks like I may be adopting this little furry bundle of squee.
yay, I’m happy about this
** My Son’s Father Resurfaces After 14 Year Absence (So very long)
Looks like I may be adopting this little furry bundle of squee.
**
DON’T DO IT!!!
**California, Prop 65, and licorice: Licorice Gate!
Phrases that sound “dirty” but aren’t…
**
[Beavis&ButtHead] “Licorice Gate” Hunh! Heh Heh[/B&B]
Most original pick-up line you’ve heard
I’m a coward you see.
It might be original, but I bet it didn’t work.
Worst gift you’ve ever gotten?
Circle Jerk!?
Cold hands?
Blaming the other woman
Marion Barry has died
Bitch set him up. 
**Worst gift you’ve ever gotten?
So, a Romanian lady is sharing my office space this week… **
And I can’t return her without a receipt.
What do I need to install Snow Leopard 10.6.6?
Caffeine until death
**Most original pick-up line you’ve heard
This turkey was killed by hand with a sharp knife **
…so can I give you the bird?
**Odd things your elderly relatives were concerned with that caused you embarassment or confusion
Three grandmas get high for the first time. **
**Bitch Set Him Up for the Grim Reaper: Marion Berry Dead at 78
yay, I’m happy about this **
Looks like I may be adopting this little furry bundle of squee.
Phrases that sound “dirty” but aren’t…
**Looks like I may be adopting this little furry bundle of squee.
yay, I’m happy about this **
** Can we talk about Bill Cosby?
Turkey Talk
**
Cosby may be many things, but he is not a turkey.
With trepidation, Benghazi
Is Fox News really all that bad?
Benghazi!
So, a Romanian lady is sharing my office space this week…
Getting stressed too easily at work
** Where’s the recommended place to get hearing tested?
What’s the biggest (US) company you’ve never heard of?**
“Consolidated Fuzz.” “What?” “Consolidated Fuzz.” “What?” “CONSOLIDATED FUZZ!!!” “What?”
** Most original pick-up line you’ve heard
So, a Romanian lady is sharing my office space this week…**
…wanna come on over for a goat dance and head cheese?