So, a Romanian lady is sharing my office space this week…
Looks like I may be adopting this little furry bundle of squee.
They are awfully cute when they’re young, but you should be aware that adult Romanians can easily weigh over 100 pounds. And they can live for 70 or 80 years, so it’s definitely a lasting commitment.
What ruins a book for you?
Spatchcocking
Once someone’s cut the spine out of a book, there’s generally no hope for it.
**Monster “Black Sea Devil” Captured on Film
… and nobody know why - a myth-ful thread **
**So, a Romanian lady is sharing my office space this week…
How many of your coworkers have died?
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…and who can be responsible?
**So, a Romanian lady is sharing my office space this week…
… and nobody know why - a myth-ful thread**
Seriously. She just appeared at the spare desk one morning. I mean, she even brought her own tape dispenser. Maybe it’s a sign?
**How many of your coworkers have died?
Blaming the other woman **
Don’t blame the other woman. It just makes things worse. Blame yourself and save your life.
Thanksgiving: What did you forget?
Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster
** Is it a bad idea to store dishes in the same room as the litter box?
Pussy problem**
** Radio Atomic Clock Wrong Hours
Wrist watch garrote
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Q: “And not only does it keep the correct time down to the attosecond, 007, you can also use it to strangle your opponent.”
In reverse order.
What is a must watch for you on Thanksgiving
Rob Lowe DirecTV commercials
This year, I’m grateful for …
Scary things you have done
This year, I’m grateful for …
LASER Watch: 2000!
ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! Awesome!
The MMP FAQ
Odd things your elderly relatives were concerned with that caused you embarassment or confusion
U.S. Single Folks - What Did You Eat for Thanksgiving?
Pork belly
A Question for the Pilots Here.
Can You Install a Bathtub/Surround Liner Yourself?
Yep. Takeoffs and landings, not so hot…but the bathtub is a thing of beauty.
**Scary things you have done
… and nobody know why - a myth-ful thread
**
**It’s war, I tells ya, war
The US inflicts Black Friday on Britain **
“Mr. President, we’ve been monitoring the BBC, and the British Prime Minister just broadcast, from an undisclosed location…Sir, the British, they’re threatening to retaliate with–with English cooking, sir. And they’re refusing to rule out Scottish cuisine as well.”
“Dammit! Get me The Football!”
The molested grow up to be molesters. Really?
'Yeah, no’
Please explain the “fun” of hunting
Hide and Seek - What Did the “It” call to end the round?
“I’ve got a gun, too…mwa-ha-ha!”
Cop makes 12 year old boy cry…
Don’t lie to the police, there’s video cameras everywhere!