For those who subscribe to there being no afterlife, does it trouble you? Are you content with it?
'Yeah, no’
In that order.
Feel Good Popular Music
James Brown Documentary: Mr. Dynamite
Can we start anther sequential thread? This thread has just been won 
Blaming the other woman
Are Americans overly consumed with judging others?
Wow, thanks. This is my first time winning. I’d like to thank my friends, my family… Shoot, the music’s playing, I gotta go. Peace out!
** Poll: Can you get your hand to the bottom of a Pringles can? (poll)
How many health issues have you had in your life?**
Well, aside from having my hand permanently stuck in this Pringles’ can, not too many.
**Phrases that sound “dirty” but aren’t…
Cop makes 12 year old boy cry… **
**Scary things you have done
The “I stayed up past midnight just to start the MMP” MMP **
** I pit the rape culture at the University of Virginia
Is college worth it?
Just fucking obey the cops and the law.
Enough from the defenders of rapists already **
College is not worth it if it has a rape culture, so just obey the law and don’t defend rapists.
**Most original pick-up line you’ve heard
The US inflicts Black Friday on Britain
**
Well, it may be original, but I don’t think it’ll be very successful. Unless you’re trying to pick up an economist.
Hilarious - Surviving Whole Foods
How many of your coworkers have died?
It’s war, I tells ya, war
**What was that smell.
Nuclear bomb in the ground
**
“I love the smell of plutonium in the morning. Smells like …Victory!”
Scooped completely.
** Is keeping a hotel ‘souvenir’ towel, robe or other OK?
“Hands up, Don’t shoot!”**
“Put down the robe! Get on the ground!!!”
They don’t mess around at the Sheraton.
**Scary things you have done
Exercises in futility, home repair edition.
New family member!
It’s war, I tells ya, war **
The little invader has taken over, I tell you.
** Fiat started for the first time in a Century
… and nobody know why - a myth-ful thread
**
** Giant Goat Erection
OkCupid: I signed up**
** When did zombies start eating brains?
Shakespeare sonnet help **
Could this be the work of zombie Shakespeare?
**You wanna buy a duck?
SDMB Secret Santa Gift Exchange 2014
Who has taken Charles Whitman’s brain? **
A duck and a brain would make a great Secret Santa Gift.
**Oh Fu! China bans puns?!
It’s war, I tells ya, war **
Well, Fu U!
**When did zombies start eating brains?
Burger King Brings Back Yumbo Sandwich **
And will soon introduce the Zombo! Just don’t ask what’s in it.
It blows my mind that humankind went from Sputnik to Apollo 11 in 12 years
12 years clean & sober today
But that’s it! We made it to the moon, now everybody break out the tequila and coke! We need to get back to normal around here.