**What is the predicted life expectancy for someone in this situation
It’s war, I tells ya, war **
Depends. How close to the front lines are you?
Government By Mad Scientists?
Calling electronics/electrical experts - Need Quick responses please!
Another Scientist vs Engineers fight.
Will there ever be a Great President ever again?
Immunity is the problem
Yes, all the great presidents were mune.
** What’s the most obscure general circulation periodical publication?
Boxers Vs Briefs vs Boxer Briefs**
Hey! It’s a must read for male underwear lovers.
** Any idea of how to do sit ups without someone holding your feet?
Shocking News: Hanky Panky in the Royal Family!!!**
“That’s not my foot, Edward!!!” :eek:
**U.S. Single Folks - What Did You Eat for Thanksgiving?
Favorite Holiday Cookie **
By the bag and washed down with tears.
**Mystery switches, gizmos,doors and wiring
Orion Flight Test - Dec, 4 2014 **
“What do all these buttons do?”
“I dunno. I just say ‘Go.’ when the guy up there asks ‘APC-1?’”
The 1980s contained two different eras of music–anyone else agree?
When did zombies start eating brains?
**Fun Things for Couples to Do
Kitchen Sink Cleaning – with my thumbs! **
I think we just solved the mystery of why you can never get a second date.
Over 1,000 People Killed by U.S. Police so far this Year
Should I apologize, and if so, how?
**Fun Things for Couples to Do
Person you wanted to marry vs. the person you married **
“Oh, I really wanted to marry your old roommate, Roger. God, he had such good abs. I think he’s a neurosurgeon now.”
“Oh, hey, remember, Elaine, your old sorority sister? Wow, was she hot! And she always seemed like such a nice person, too.”
“We should get a divorce.”
“Yeah, %&*# you, you heartless $@!&#”
“Same to you, loser.”
So, maybe not so much fun after all.
**Person you wanted to marry vs. the person you married
Identical twins you’ve known-truly identical, or radically different **
Let’s just say that one was good, one was evil, both were mischievous, and they pulled a fast one on me at the altar.
What myths do we tell ourselves to keep our sanity
Areas of agreement between conservatives and liberals
Muslim-hating man rams Missouri teen with SUV, severing his legs and killing him
Isn’t faith grand?
** Collaborative Research Question
Fun Things for Couples to Do
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I love the cute way she marks the footnotes with Happy Faces instead of asterisks when we write our final report.
**I’m getting a stupid phone
Well, that sure hurt
Okay, my new phone is freaking me the hell out. **
**Gruß vom Krampus
Christmas Cards for Doper Kids **
The “ISIS Rifle”
Why do police use 9mm firearms?
I know, right? Cops need to up their game, when the Bad Guys have something like that!
I pit those who think stereotype/generalize foreign languages in a negative way
The smug English
Gruß vom Krampus
Christmas Cards for Doper Kids
Happy Christmas, kiddos. I hope you’ve been good all year, or Krampus will kidnap you and torture you and possibly send you to the Lake of Fire!