Sequential Threads Induce Global Warming

**Would you go back in time if it meant living your entire life again from your first memory.
Not for all the x in y! **

That’s a “no”, then?

mole burned off with a cigarette
Things people do for charity that aren’t worth it

How were the pyramids in Egypt built?
US Grand Jury system

“Aw, man, I got a summons for jury duty!”
“Well, maybe you’ll get an interesting trial. Like a murder or something.”
“Naw, it’s for a grand jury. I gotta go haul giant rocks in the desert.”
“Ooh, bummer, man.”

If you could take a gap year, what would you do?
Will building spaceships in space allow for gigantic spacecraft?

I suppose so, although I’m not sure if a year is enough to build a really big one.

**What are your hobbies?
Hypothetical alien assistance, leading to probable human extinction **

Plus, I also collect stamps and go fishing occasionally.

Why wasn’t the police officer who killed Eric Garner indicted?
US Grand Jury system

**If you could take a gap year, what would you do?
Things people do for charity that aren’t worth it **

** ISIS Defense Question
Why can’t modern audio engineering & science deliver big sound in a little speaker package?**

The military is working on this right now - tiny motion-detecting speakers that can be planted along ISIS supply routes. When the enemy gets within range, they’ll be bombarded with Celine Dion’s Greatest Hits. :eek::eek::eek:

**How were the pyramids in Egypt built?

US Grand Jury system

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THIS is why everyone tries to get out of Jury Duty.

** How were the pyramids in Egypt built?

Self-driving cars
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Man! Those ancient Egyptians were advanced!

"It’s twins…and they’re the same sex!"
Does Anyone Remember This Xmas special?

Can’t say that I do.

Oh Discovery Channel, how low you’ve fallen
Why the standing ovations?

Quality may have gone down, but ratings have gone up.

**If World War II hadn’t happened…
Hawaii travel questions. **

You could probably skip the USS Arizona Memorial.

**inflatable unicorn horn for cats

Odd fallout from gay marriage

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Some fallout is Odder than others

**Does Anyone Remember This Xmas special?

Carpenter’s The Thing and its prequel
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No…I’m pretty sure I’d remember that one.

Sequential from my cable TV lineup:

Women in the Bible
Run For Your Life

NM

**Odd fallout from gay marriage
Death of a parent **

So it turns out Dad meant it literally.

Shooting a fawn. Any “good” reason?
Fun Things for Couples to Do

** Odd fallout from gay marriage
Say hello to Shiloh! (kitty pics) **

I’d sue the IVF doctor.

Adorable new kitteh cam - hot off the press!
Pope says all animals go to Heaven

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Kittens being ‘sent to heaven’!