Sequential Threads Induce Global Warming

Women who shave their faces
Do you use a Dremel (or any other rotory tool)?

Let the men have their sissy razors…

**What are your hobbies?

Shooting a fawn. Any “good” reason?

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Naaah. I just like shooting fawns. It relaxes me.

**Mystery switches, gizmos,doors and wiring
Okay, my new phone is freaking me the hell out. **

Secrets You Know Because Of Your Job
Rugby replacing American football

Hell’s Bells! :eek:

** F-35: ‘I’ll have my fuel chilled, please.’

The temperature’s going to be WHAT?
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NM

**Ever accidentally call someone by their “secret” nickname?
Secrets You Know Because Of Your Job **

Yes, I know what everyone calls you when you’re not around.

Things people do for charity that aren’t worth it
Shooting a fawn. Any “good” reason?

Hey, it’s for charity!

I was at a protest today.
Well, that sure hurt

Perhaps you’re protesting too much.

**Anyone miss me? Anyone Remember me?
French ISIL Members Want to Return Home **

** Shared hazardous experience makes women sexually receptive?
What’s the deal with Kwanzaa**

“Well, thank goodness that’s over with. Hey, what’re you doing?”

**I was at a protest today.
I cracked the sun! **

LUNACRACY NOW!

**Wasting scammers’ time
10 hours of lololololooooo **

** Why do ambulance rides cost so much [in the US]

Why’d we taxi for so long, and where the hell were we?

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"Two states over. Why?

The hospital’s better here."

** Pope says all animals go to Heaven
Is there something in my nose?**

Yes, it’s a scorpion taking a shortcut. :eek:

Well, he left me.
Gee, thanks Obama!

One night in Chicago. What to do?
Why do we punish criminals?

Because this city is rotten to the core, and someone has to set things right. Now quit complaining, and go fire up the Batmobile.

**The Liquidation Channel’s Tanzanite Smackdown

Anyone miss me? Anyone Remember me?**

We didn’t miss the smackdown or even remember it. But read the thread now. Damn, we’re delighted it’s back!

** Do animals get presbyopia?
Why’d we taxi for so long, and where the hell were we?**

Suntans, leis around their necks…yeah, that was one confused bunch of penguins.

**Sex Offenders
Would this be blackmail?
Can we talk about Bill Cosby? **

Hey, Willie Boy… Caugh up the dough or we’ll tell the authorities about all of your offences!