t’s Santa CLAUS
Wasting scammers’ time
Yeah, he does that. He also gives them a lump of coal in their stockings… which he uses on them as a sap.
** Is there something in my nose?
It’s Santa CLAUS
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A Right Jolly Old Elf in a Miniature Sleigh with eight TINY reindeer – no wonder he can fit in my nose.
**Anyone miss me? Anyone Remember me?
It’s Santa CLAUS
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Fer cryin’ out loud! It’s only been a YEAR!
Dumb jokes you just thought of
10 hours of lololololooooo
No, wait, don’t leave! There is a punchline at the end of this, and I swear that it’s really funny.
** An Introspective Into “Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer”
Is there something in my nose?**
“N-bis-sulfonyl-urea, a key component in nasal light production by a mutant Rangifer tarandus”, Journal of Mammalian Eccentricities, vol. 24, pp. 534-36, 2014.
10 hours of lololololooooo
It’s Santa CLAUS
You’re doing it wrong, it should be “hohohohohooooo”.
What would the Bizarro Dope be like?
Socks - I have rules about them
Anyone caught posting under their own username is instantly banned.
When You Apply For A Radio/TV Station License (US)
Do animals get presbyopia?
No, but an FCC employee gets his wings.
After more than 10 years well - I’m back!
It’s Santa CLAUS
Now did y’all miss me?
Nah, Hanukkah Harry has done a good job filling in.
A real Shawshank Redemption question
Government shut down?
“If the government is shut down, there’s no money to pay the guards, or to keep the prison open at all! They’ll just have to let everyone go home!”
**What are things people share on the SDMB that they probably shouldn’t share online?
stolen cars **
Anyone want a BMW? Also, I have a couple of Porches, and some pickup trucks. Send me a PM.
Does better looking = better sex or romatic partner?
A hand truck, or a dolly?
Well, it’s better than needing a forklift.
I don’t even care what Dolly looks like, send her over. I’m sick and tired of all this hand trucking by myself.
**Anyone miss me? Anyone Remember me?
The Downsides of Living Alone **
Got a cold? “Drink lots of fluids.” Really?! Why?
Tubercular Distended Rectum
I never knew that was a risk if you didn’t drink. :eek:
** Tubercular Distended Rectum
What is that strange ee sound in Swedish?
Ja, what I said was “eeeeeugghhhhhh!”
consequences of crystal meth
Government shut down?
Depends on how much of the government is using, and how heavily.
Hygiene in the 1700’s
Weird and annoying hot water problem
Water heaters were much less reliable in the 18th Century, so people took fewer showers. (Abe Lincoln posted about it on the Internet.)
Shemp Howard interview
Does Cheese ever go bad?
Okay, maybe I’m the only one whose roommate in college constantly played the Dennis Miller live tape talking about “Shemp when he needed cheese”.