SDMB, give me strength… or I’m surrounded by idiots.
SDMB Secret Santa Gift Exchange 2014 [signup closed]
What’s the perfect gift for an idiot? I’m asking all of you because, well, you know…
One year sober
It’s Santa CLAUS
So that explains the weird gifts last year.
**An Introspective Into “Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer”
That’s the first time I’ve seen someone being hit by lightning
Pope says all animals go to Heaven **
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
Lightning hit him on the nose
And if you ever saw it
You’d say he went up in smoke
All of the other reindeer
Screamed and hollered: “Holy cow!”
But no worries, says Pope Francis,
“He’s in reindeer Heaven now.”
** Sex workers have staged a face-sitting protest.
Ask the Transsexual Woman
How much do you spend on groceries each month?
The Pay-It-Forward MMP
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** Shingles really hurts.
An Introspective Into “Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer”
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This is why Santa won’t let Rudolph have Zostavax
**An Introspective Into “Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer”
It’s Santa CLAUS **
:eek:
It’s like Fight Club!
How embarrassed should I be about my hobby?
Turkey Dumping
Well, it does sound a bit… unusual.
** bug in food, sue?
Death sentence
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Seems a bit harsh.
** consequences of crystal meth
Recreational Pot at Nursing Homes, Group Homes, etc. in Colorado and Washington**
Yeah, you let those seniors use meth, and pretty soon they’re on to marijuana. Next thing you know, they’ll want a cold beer! :eek:
**do you tip appliance delivery guys? Need answer quick!
Help! What is destroying our laptop power supplies? **
You didn’t tip quick enough, obviously.
**How commonly is intercourse impeded by vaginal tightness?
A canine conundrum. **
What you want to do is get rid of your Chihuahua and replace her with a Great Dane.
**What if political candidates ran as themselves instead of having political parties?
Torture? Fuhgedaboudit. Easier to just kill 'em **
Overprotective of the status quo, much?
A canine conundrum
How embarrassed should I be about my hobby?
Poop-eating isn’t a “hobby”, you dumb mutt.
Mars is farting
Sequential Threads Induce Global Warming
Or maybe it’s the methane coming from Mars…
**Is there something in my nose? **
**Socks - I have rules about them **
Rule #1 don’t put them in your nose.
Mars is farting
Screw the Paleo diet
Is there something in my nose?
Mars is farting
**consequences of crystal meth
Weirdest bout of flu ever **
“Oh man I’ve got this fever and my muscles ache and I keep sneezing and I’ve got a fever and my nose is runny and I’m feverish and my muscles ache especially when I sneeze and I keep sneezing and I’ve got a bad fever and my muscles ache especially when I’m feverish and my nose keeps running especially when I sneeze or have a fever which I do and my muscles ache and also my teeth are rotting out of my head.”
** Would someone please explain the adult onesie to me?
naked at home
Naked Around the House
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Why was Italy’s WWI performance so poor?
Gender identity and bathrooms
** Has anyone here done a full rosacea treatment with a dermatologist?
naked at home
Naked Around the House**
What the hell kind of house calls does this dermatologist do, anyway?