Who wants to explore the galaxy?
Au pairs in Japan?
Well, they probably enjoy adventure and travel to exotic locations. So I guess it makes sense, when you think about it.
**Another Stupid Baby Name thread
retarded ejeculation(there should be a better name for this) **
I dunno. At least the kid will fit right in with his siblings, Premature Ejaculation and Broken Condom.
**Incest: How close is too close?
How commonly is intercourse impeded by vaginal tightness?
Having kids vs having no kids: who is the happiest **
Well, all of these moral questions and daily practical issues… sometimes I think I would have been better off without.
Yeah, I’ll get in my handbasket. And I don’t even have kids, honest.
Tell us about times kids have been misled or lied to for their own good…
Sony hackers take on a terroristic tone!
It was the only thing I could think of to stop them from seeing that terrible movie.
** Anyone else get sneezing ‘fits’?
Storming a crime scene while tossing flash bangs?**
Yeah, they threw me off the SWAT team. 
**What are some French words that have different meanings depending on the region you are in?
Can genetically engineered fruit really make my vagina smell like peaches? **
Des pêches? Ou la pêche?
Police and the underclasses in Britain
Setting oneself on fire (protest)
Wow, I had no idea things were so bad.
Best/worst Xmas tree you can remember.
Giant shrub erection
**Sticky: General Questions Rules & FAQs
Setting oneself on fire (protest) **
Nope, self-immolation is only permitted in ATMB.
** Mars is farting
I cracked the sun!
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The Solar System has changed since they taught me about it in grade school.
**Another Stupid Baby Name thread
Prize Cow Names
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Yeah, I named my kid Short Legs. Why do you ask?
Giant shrub erection
When the Rubber Hits the Road, or It’s Raining Condoms
Bush the Younger has been abusing the Viagra, I see.
**Tell me a Christmas story
Giant shrub erection
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“…and afterwards, Charlie Brown’s miserable scrawny, bent-over tree became a beautiful proudly upright one. And THAT, children, is how Viagra Saved Christmas.”
**Calling Elizabeth Gallagher
Prize Cow Names
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“Well, she’s a good milker, and she looks like an Elizabeth Gallagher.”
**Giant shrub erection
When the Rubber Hits the Road, or It’s Raining Condoms
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**What can gyms do to better retain exercise newbies?
Asian ethnicity identification at a glance **
And this month only, we’ll also tell you your gender!
"Twilight Zone" glaring errors
Bad subtitles
**Have You Ever Been Mistaken for “The Help”?
Au pairs in Japan?
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Well, I’ve been mistaken for “The Help”, but not an Au Pair. And I’ve never been to Japan.
** Another Stupid Baby Name thread
Calling Elizabeth Gallagher
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So how do we payback North Korea for the Sony hacking?
Annoying things your SO has done lately
They’ll wish they’d never messed with Uncle Sam after we leave our shoes on the sofa!
**When does one become an “established” poster?
So Do You Know “The Nod” **
When we give you “the nod”, then you know you’re “established”.