Sequential Threads Induce Global Warming

How embarrassed should I be about my hobby?
Answering the door while naked

:eek:

Be very embarrassed.

Are You In The Christmas Spirit?
The Company Christmas Party Thread

** Poll: Answering the door while naked
What can gyms do to better retain exercise newbies? **

Polls say “Answer the door while naked.” Which makes sense, cause it shows how good exercise can make a body look.

** Worlds Deepest Fish Found In Mariana Trench
Are You In The Christmas Spirit?**

World’s deepest fish we’ve heard on high
Croaking weirdly o’er the Trench,
And the mutant squid in reply
Adding to the timeless stench.

Gives me goose bumps, it does.

Answering the door while naked
When does one become an “established” poster?

Giant shrub erection
Are You In The Christmas Spirit?

Yes. YES. OH GOD YES!!!

What does your state not excel at ?
Giant shrub erection

** Odd fallout from gay marriage

When the Rubber Hits the Road, or It’s Raining Condoms

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I knew these two threads would eventually end up sequential!

**My visit to the Microsoft store made me worry a bit more for Apple
Answering the door while naked **

Yeah, wow. When it comes to tricks for getting customers to your store, I don’t see Apple topping that.

Until the Apple, you didn’t know you were naked!

In 100 years Religion will be
Answering the door while naked

All about tatoos.
Answering the door while naked

Hey, I didn’t get this tribal pattern on my schlong just so I could hide it away.

**In 100 years Religion will be
UHF Television **

Poll: Answering the door while naked
Modern dectectives and such-like–how do they carry their weapons?

The handy shoulder holster still works well. On the other hand, concealed carry is more challenging, not to mention disgusting.

All about tatoos.
Any thoughts or advice for a first-time parent?

Go for the whole Maori face-tattoo thing. The kid will not remember the pain, and he’ll get lots of attention growing up. I’m not actually a parent, but I think this is good advice.

In 100 years Religion will be
All about tatoos.

** Before the Big Bang: why the huge silence?

what does the moment right before a massive heart attack feel like?

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RIP, Joe Cocker
Is it time to pull the plug on Ridley Scott?

Well, it’s that time of year. I’m certainly doing my best to bump off everyone on my Celeb Death Pool list before New Year’s.

Things you assumed your kids knew
Today I learned about Manspreading

** What does a person feel like after a massive stroke?
Not renewing dental insurance**

Or paying the fitness club bill, for that matter.