**RIP, Joe Cocker
Lady Gaga: Does she need to come back? Can she come back? **
She has to! We need a Joe Cocker replacement ASAP! Of course, it will involve a pretty major image makeover for her, so let’s hope she’s up for it.
**I now own land on an island
WAY better Christmas present from my employers this year **
Wow! All I got was a gift card and an insult.
What to consider when packing shopping bags?
What’s the easiest, dirt-simplest way to enrich Weapons-Grade Uranium?
If you have a fissionable amount of U-235, consider using two bags.
Tell me about the (new) Toyota FJ Cruiser.
Hmmm … do I want my car to be totaled or not?
**I now own land on an island
Things you assumed your kids knew
So, apparently the Internet is out for North Korea
WAY better Christmas present from my employers this year**
Star Wars questions that have probably been asked before
Poll: Which fast food chain has your favorite burger?
Lady Gaga: Does she need to come back? Can she come back?
The new Star Wars movie will have a lot of product placement and will star Lady Gaga.
How Many Christmas Gifts do you Typically give your Kids?
Is an ipad really necessary?
Yes! In today’s world, an ipad is essential for a person to prosper and be happy. All kids should have an ipad. Ipads are the bomb. Especially the really expensive ones.
What? No, of course your kid didn’t pay me five bucks to say that. Why do you ask?
What gift would be the ultimate for you?
Coal in the Christmas stocking
**Candle making question: testing wax hardness
Kleenex with a prostate exam **
It’s not the way I do, but whatever floats your boat, I guess
Are you allowed to take your baby to a bar?
Kleenex with a prostate exam
If this is what taverns are like nowadays, no wonder more people are drinking at home.
What gift would be the ultimate for you?
Airplane fans, check this out
As if anyone had to ask me! 
** Real-life situations that read like crappy soap opera scenario rejects
Shingles really hurts.**
“Ow!” “And these are…the days of our lives.” Yeah, that sucks.
How could one study time travel?
How does traveling in your own boat/yacht work in a practical sense?
Well everybody knows the best way to time travel is while being surrounded by water.
GAHHH!! I love my wife with all my heart but…
What do you and your Signifcant Other talk about?
OK, whadja get?
Me and my girlfriend split up.
No exchanges!
** OK, whadja get?
Financial disacuity**
Happens every Xmas. 
OK, whadja get?
I GOT A LOT OF PROBLEMS WITH YOU PEOPLE-A Festivus Eve MMP
Like I didn’t have enough of those already.
YouTube to television question
Child porn distribution and legality question
:eek:
**I don’t know why people worry about AI wiping out humanity
Quality System **
Ah, the cocky software developer’s famous last words, after he got a bit too nonchalant about his bug testing routines. But, then again, haven’t we all been there?
** Poll: In 100 years Religion will be
Kleenex with a prostate exam**
And in case of schism, someone will nail a sheet of Bounty to the church door.