Sequential Threads is SO 2004...

…The new trendy Doper game is Googlish Threading:

To play: check out what Google™ has served up ad-wise as you post to a thread. Irony scores double points.

1} I have sealed this idea in an envelope and mailed it to myself, so don’t even think of biting it

2} From what I have read, only 10% of Dopers will even understand this game

3}


¡Hola Opal!

I got this from my OP:
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Java Job
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Senior Java Developer Job
Challenging commercial software project in MI. Relocation provided

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Aptos/Russian Threads
Featherlift/Russian Thread Lift Sutures for sale, training provided
http://www.prollenium.com/aesthetic
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Interesting points = 1 (WTF is a Featherlift Suture?)

Irony points = 0 {x 2 = 0}

SleepyDuck has a hi-score of 1!

Badger. I am Badger, so Badger; OK? Badger?

Further to Badger, could I please Badger. Seriously, I wish I could find an affordable place to purchase used Badger slaughter-line equipment. Not just for badgers and goats, but an affordable badger and goat murdering machine.

Badger

Badger buy Badger trade.

Monetize badgers; slaughter capitalists

Badger? Any badgers agree? Like a full on proprietery badger grange? On-line trading og badger slaughter technology, like Ebay? Badger?

I accept Badger PayPal.

Badgerily yers,

[del]Badger[/del]bajr

After you posted your Badgerpalooza, all three ads were for sutures. Which makes sense, you know. Vicious bastards, those badgers.

[homer]
Badger my ass, it’s probably just Milhouse
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