**You Know You’re Getting Old When…
Retirement **
That’s a hint.
Poll: How comfortable are you being naked in front of others?
Does this count as cheating on my spouse?
Depends. Who are these “others” and–very important–are they nekkid too?
Inappropriate cashier behavior
Suicide by masturbation
That counts.
** Why is Jar Jar Binks Annoying…but C3PO isn’t?
Dalek to Chinese translation**
Just one of the many cool things C3PO can do that Jar Jar can’t. Advantage: droid
** Some questions for retired Dopers
Anybody awake?**
What’s the most interesting thing you’ve ever done?
Deciding whether someone is a dependent for tax purposes
** Mazda stops making Wankels
Help me understand this triangle problem **
Well, technically it’s a sort of a Reuleaux triangle, but with flattened sides, rotating in an epitrochoid.
Clinton “realists” vs. Sanders “idealists”
“None of the above” option
O’Malley “wannabes”?
**Dead Singers and Musicians thread
and another one… Paul Kantner
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I’m Keeping My Christmas Decorations Up Till Ground Hog’s Day.
Anybody up?
No, but our decorations are.
** Environmental Bad News of the Day:
End of Days – Civilization Collapse due to Snow
**
That’s pretty Bad News, all right.
SDMB Valentine’s Day Exchange 2016
Hitler and the Ladyboys
** The Next Big Science Fiction Movie Should Be…
Straight Outta Compton **
Only for certain idiosyncratic definitions of “science fiction”
**What personality trait of yours can be considered borderline (or more) psychotic?
Eating a wasp nest **
Drano then Sulfuric Acid
Questions about Dengue fever strains
That’ll kill most of 'em. Better add a cyanide chaser to be absolutely sure.
**Why didn’t you go to your 10 yr h.s. reunion?
Hitler and the Ladyboys
**
I heard they behaved pretty much like Peter Pan in that Geico commercial.
By the way, I did something cowardly last night
Suicide by masturbation
** Are you supposed to drop everything when you hear your spouse puking?
Ammo experts, teach me on the basics! **
I know all that puking is pretty damn annoying, but can’t you just whack her with a pillow?
The Netherlands – F yeah!
Words that sound dirty but actually aren’t
Uh huh, huh huh. You said nether
** Sickening car names
Best Battleship Type**
The S.S. Vega would’ve won WWII, except you had to start it with a screwdriver.