**My neck is extremely thick for no reason
Have you had a serious brain injury? I’d love some insight… **
There, you see? Nothing to worry about with your thick neck. It’s only swelling from your serious brain injury. Reason found!
** What are some of the positives and negatives of joining the military?
Moon roofs and desert conditions **
Well, yeah, but only if you get posted to Iraq or Afghanistan.
Amazon Free Shipping Increase
Confess your micro-crimes here
OK, fine. I’m the one who raised the price. There, you happy?
**What lies between the event horizon and the singularity of a black hole?
Aquarium Turtles **
…all the way down.
** What is the best meal you’ve ever had?
A filet mignon well done?!?! **
I know – Hard to Believe, innit?
**Stuffing Your Relatives
Anyone do this years before hearing of rule 34? **
:eek:
** Most pointless thing possible to complain about
The “Forest Kindergarten” **
** A filet mignon well done?!?!
Your Favorite Beef Recipes **
Some people just have NO taste (see also #126 above)
**Time for breakfast in the MMP
Stuffing Your Relatives
**
…WITH FOOD, that is.
** Sam Stone has a second career!
What would your cat do for a living? **
Can Sam Stone give my cat a job?
Question about Vampires
Weird Celebrity Deaths
David Bowie? Sucked dry by a vampire. Alan Rickman? Sucked dry by a vampire. Abe Vigoda? Thought to have been a vampire, but just managed to avoid them for a long time – until he was sucked dry by a vampire. Dan Haggerty? Called the wrong guy a ‘bald head’ and was mauled to death by bears.
**What would you give up to keep access to the internet?
Medical cannabis, epilepsy, nationality, and more **
Question about Vampires
Most pointless thing possible to complain about
Indeed. They ain’t real, folks.
** Should humans with low IQ be…[slowly erased from the Earth]
I drank water with dead ants in it: how bad is this for me? **
Maybe the problem will take care of itself.
** What is your wifi network name?
The “Forest Kindergarten” **
**A filet mignon well done?!?!
Question about Vampires **
No, I don’t believe vampires like their filets well done. Quite the opposite, in fact.
In fact, I don’t think they like stake at all.
Okay, I’ll make you the eggs the way you requested. Now choose your sides.
A filet mignon well done?!?!
Actually, that doesn’t sound bad for breakfast.
Time for breakfast in the MMP
We Have Pigeon Eggs