**Make up a cool superstitious belief.
I’ll take Self-Delusion for 400, Alex. **
But what kind of self delusion?
**The strongest man in Egpyt…er, what?
Dad in hospital. **
Dad probably shouldn’t have said “Prove it!”
**“I haven’t read the thread yet, but…”
Don’t even try to tell us it’s not plagiarized! **
Isn’t that a little unfair?
Decided:Smokers are not people
I pit Senator Bunning for killing seniors
No, no, no Senator Bunning! It’s smokers! Smokers!
**What Are The Warning Signs That A Retail Store Is Folding?
Annie-Xmas is injured. **
:dubious: You calling our beloved Annie a shopaholic?
Maybe she was inside when it was folded; that has to hurt.
Palin claims to have used Canadian Health Care
Death certificate question: Can you make out cause of death on this?
Oh come on. It’s not that bad.
Jazz Standards
What Happened To Sugar Cubes?
Was that a Miles Davis tune?
**Poll: Pi, from memory
I made a mistake … **
…67584- oops, 85382…
** Shodan: Sneaky in Las Vegas
What size crockpot?**
Some would suggest the extra-large size with vacuum-sealed lid…but that sounds harsh.
Finish the Sentence: If You’re Happy and You Know It
Am I missing something, or was this lady just insane?
Are next-door neighbors in Europe like neighbors in the US?
Photo - real or Photoshopped (CAUTION: Possibly disturbing picture)
**Cancer + No Insurance = ?
Death by grapes?
**
**Wingdings humor? – or, this has GOT to be deliberate.
Can’t find unlined Planner pages. A little help here please?
Here, you are a Doper, but elsewhere, what are you?
Introverts and Extroverts
What do YOU see in the Economy?
Reload this Page Signing Up for Free Trials when You Will DEFINITELY Not Subscribe**
That’s right people only purchase free stuff when they have no money.
I am not a bad mother because I don’t volunteer at school!
Live Foaling Cam
So you do it over the Internet instead? A valuable contribution to sex ed, I suppose.
**Is Europe more/less/just as diverse as the US?
Monogamy, polygamy and social chaos **
That sounds pretty diverse all right.
Am I missing something, or was this lady just insane?
Woman crashes car while shaving her coochie
You didn’t miss anything. The lady was insane.
**Not Coming To A Theater Near You
Corey Haim has died… **
**What do YOU see in the Economy?
Choice of pain: Momentary screaming agony or barely tolerable ache. All day. Every day.
List the last ten things you paid for
Where are you on the sexual map?
**
Kindergarten son having trouble staying on task
Choice of pain: Momentary screaming agony or barely tolerable ache. All day. Every day.
Uh…have you considered positive reinforcement?
** Buildings on Fire Near My Office (London)
President Obama is right across the street! **
**Perversion Scale - What do you think is the most perverted act…
Your own conception **
**Corey Haim has died
Conan O’Brien Comedy Tour
Award Winning Movie Trailer
Taking a Leak on the Moon**
People who have never had a pet
Where are you on the sexual map?
Are you trying to imply something?
** Banning salt in New York restaurants?
Do authors ‘salt’ their Amazon.com and other online reviews? **
In New York that’s banned